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OliviaTheGreat2155: I dare pit to eat a lemon
Meghan: but you LIKE LEMONS!
Me: if you need someone to help you eat the lemons, call me

Pit: oh god... they are so sour...

Pittoo: yeah...

Pit: *eats lemon* sooouuuurrrr but amaaaaaazing!

OliviaTheGreat2155: awww I wanted that lemon.

Author: chug this. *hands her lemonade*

OliviaTheGreat2155: uh...

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