Zodiac Signs

By ToxinFlame

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A collection of funny zodiac things I've found on the Internet or just thought of. Note: Does Swear ... More

Zodiac Intro
Moody AF Squad
The Signs When They Find You Attractive
Reasons To Be Friends With The Signs
Signs During The Zombie Apocalypse
The Signs In A Classroom
Most To Least Likely To Be A Crazy Cat Person
Why The Signs Have No Social Life
And Hell Is Where...
______ As Hell
The Zodiac Signs In A Hospital
The Signs As Weapons They'd Use In The ZA
The Signs Embarrased
Common Zodiac Expressions
The Signs as "The Walking Dead" Characters
The "Not Ready For School Tomorrow" Squad
Signs Flaws
Most To Least Serious
The "Type Of Person ..."
How Each Sign Shows Anger
The"Not Popular....."
The "Bitter AF" Squad
Hamster Or Cat?
Most To Least Charming
The Sign You Don't Understand
The "Super Hot...."
How The Signs Say "I love you"
Author's Note
Why The Signs Are Still Single
The Signs In A Trip
Th Signs In Prison
Why The Signs Go To Prison
The Signs In 3 Words
The"I'm secretly...." Squad
The "I Wish I had Friend's" Squad
The"Literally Doesn't Care" Squad
The "Oh you called...." Squad
The Signs As Friends
The"Will Walk..." Squad
Reasons Why People Fall For The Signs
The Signs On An Abandoned Island
The Signs As The Flash Characters
The Signs As X-Men Characters
The Signs As The 100 Characters
The Signs As Fictional Characters (Books)
The Signs As Book Jobs
The Signs As Pitch Perfect 2 Characters
Heartbroken Vs. Heartbreaker
The "Emotion Hider"Squad
How To Be forgiven By The Signs
Pretty Boys Vs. Bad Boys
Sad Girl, Bad Girl, Rad Girl
I Was Scared Of...
The Prettiest Girls Are...
The Signs As Relationships
The Realest One I've Ever Seen I Won't Lie
The "Annoying Af but...." Squad
The "Best Hair" Squad
The "Seriously Dark Sense Of Humor" Squad
Divergent Factions
Would Stare At Their Crush For Hours
Will Bring Popcorn When They Watch People Fight
Will Drop Everything To Save A Cat
Will Become Leader And Won't Know What To Do
Will Say They Go To Sleep And Do So After Two Hours
The Most Long Lasting Couples
The Signs As "Beautiful" Synonyms
The "Is Adorable But Wants To Be Satan" Squad
Describing The Signs
Lacrosse
The Signs As Maryland Terrapins Women's Lacrosse Coaches
The Signs As Characters From Mean Girls
What Problematic Celebrity Do You Share Your Sign With?
The Signs As Hot Nicknames
The Signs As Types Of Relationship/Friendship
Odd One Out Of Each Element
Tough As Nails But Still Cries Like A Baby
The Badass Squad: Levels
Criminals
When Life Gives You Lemons...
Who The Signs Can't Stand
The Signs When Tired
The Signs Flaws
"I Miss You But I hate You"
The Signs AS Dinosaurs
The Signs As Writers
What Is Harder To Understand?
Fast Food!
Most Difficult Signs To Maintain Close Relationships With
The Signs And Their Crush Late At Night
Most To Leaste Dirty Minded
The Signs Dealing With Emotions
Who Takes Spanish In School Vs. Who Takes French
/Fighting/
The Signs In 10 Years
The Wifey Squad and The Side Chick Squad
Type of Drunks
The Signs In Sports
The Signs At Lunch
The Zodiac Signs As Disney Chararcters
The Signs When Insulted
The Signs As Glee Memebers
The Zodiac Signs As Teachers
The Signs As Gone Characters
The Signs As Trash
The Signs As Potatoes
The Signs Most Likely To Be A Millionaire
Leaders, Rebels, Wonderers
The Signs AS TID (The Infernal Devices) Characters
The Signs: "I am not"
The Signs As My Favorite Birds
What The Signs Want
The Signs + Weapons
The Signs In A Hot Room
Signs Watching A Scary Movie
The Signs' Book Boyfriends
The Signs As Girlfriends
The "Nice Booty" Squad
The Best Kisser Squad
"Literally Can't Flirt" Squad
"Gets Hotter As You Get To Know Them" Squad
Most Awkward
The" Cute But Crazy AF" Squad
The Signs As Jennifer Lawrence Quotes
The Signs As Fast Food Restaurants
The Signs As Characters From My Books
Signs Reading Zodiac Posts
The Signs As Fears
What The Signs Love More Than Themselves
Signs As Taylor Swift Songs
"You're Pregnant!"
The Signs' Phone Wallpaper
The Signs At A Wedding
Zodiac Couples
#BFF's for...
The Signs As Egyptian Gods
How Adorable Is Your Sign
Perfect Couples
What The Signs Dislike
A Hot Celeb Who Shares Your Sign
What The Signs Are Insecure About
The Signs As Twenty One Pilots Songs
Massive Brains With Super Good Looks
All Of The Signs Getting Kidnapped Together
A Kiss From (?) Will Leave You Feeling...
The "Doing The Project...." Squad
The Signs And When They'll Meet Their Soulmate
What The Signs Fall For
The 0-100 Real Quick Squad
The "Queen" Squad
Signs In The Squad
Signs When Third-Wheeling
Things The Signs Think Are Cute Af
The Signs As MCR Members
"Weird but annoying"... Squads
The Squad That Starts Stuff
Could Possibly Take Over The World Together
The "Human Google" Squad
The Signs As The 3 "S"
The "Is Obsessed With DIYs" Squad
Percy Jackson Zodiac Signs
Signs As The 12 Olympians
The Signs Described With 2 Words
The "........." Sqaud
At A Glance...
How The Signs Attract Someone
What You Deserve....
The Signs And Their Type Of Astrology Post
The "Cancels Plans So They Can Sleep" Sqaud
Zodiac Signs That Love Way Too Hard
The "Perfectionist" Sqaud
Hides Their Emotions
The "I Notice Everything. I just Act Like I Don't" Squad
The "Acts Wise But Is Also Crazy" Squad
Role In The World ~Zodiac Version
Contradicting Squads
Wants To Punch Vs. Cry On A shoulder Vs. Both
"Hey, You Feeling Okay?"
"Oh Come On, Someone Understand Me Please" Squad
Not As Innocent As You Think They Are
The Signs On Their Period
Most To Least Sassy
Signs As Teenagers
The Signs Falling In Love
Signs As Parents
The Signs And "The"
Pessimist Vs. Optimist vs. Neutralist
Signs As "Fear The Walking Dead" Characters
Important Dates For The Signs In May
The Signs In A Class Together
Too Smart To Fall For Your Little Tricks
Judgement Squads
The "Please Play With My Hair" Squad
I Put The ____ In ______
Sunlight Vs. Moonlight
Who The Signs May Desire
I Don't Like Being Asked Too Many Questions
The "Doesn't Realize They Are Attractive As Heck" Sqaud
The Signs Reading The End Of A Book

The Signs As High School Cliques

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By ToxinFlame

(Found on internet)

Aries: Jock

Taurus: Artsy Kids

Gemini: Debate Club Captain

Cancer: Poet/Loner

Leo: Drama Club what?...no...okay, maybe 

Virgo: Nerd

Libra: Popular/Prep

Scorpio: Goth

Sagittarius: Gamer

Capricorn: Advanced Placement Scholar

Aquarius: Band Geek 

Pisces: Stoner/Druggy


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