What the Signs need more than anything.
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Aries: A reality check.
Taurus: A line of coke and a karaoke machine.
Gemini: A slap and a good mood stabilizer.
Cancer: A box of tissues and a block of chocolate.
Leo: A room without mirrors.
Virgo: A Xanax.
Libra: A backbone.
Scorpio: To be escorted into hell.
Sagittarius: To sit still.
Capricorn: A joint.
Aquarius: To just listen.
Pisces: To just...chill for a sec.
I am chill!! T^T
NOT MEANT TO BE OFFENSIVE!!! ❤️❤️❤️