song//Teenage Dirtbag- Wheatus
aria took a few deep breaths. really, really, deep breaths and picked up her bare white phone almost dropping it when she saw the picture again. It was completely unbelievable that this was happening. This is a thing that happens in books.
lmaoluke: luke are you fucking high why the hell didn't you ever dm me before this, wE COULD'VE WORKED OUR WAY UP TO THIS
luke5sos: ya, high on lyf
luke5sos: hahahah
lmaoluke: oh my god oh no
lmaoluke: nonononononono
lucas: um so funny, don't you think?? arai
lmaoluke: luke you just sent me a dick pic and when you're sober you probably won't even talk to me and its aria
luke5sos: aria..thas ehat I said
luke5sos: can i get your numbbah
lmaoluke: that escalated quickly
lmaoluke: you're luke hemmings. you want my virginity too?
luke5sos: you're a virgin?
lmaoluke: you're not?
lmaoluke: stupid question. it's xxx-xxx-xxxx.
the only thing that pulled aria out of bed was the blaring text tone.
nothing actually got aria up during the summer. at two in the afternoon her sister would take her laptop and put in across the room so that aria waking up would end in aria getting up.
she usually just took one glance at the laptop and went back to sleep, though.
This time she went to the kitchen and got cereal.
She picked up a coat hanger and pushed open the scratched window. Her smile became wider as the breeze hit her and the curtains danced in the wind.
****: hey it's luke
aria: yea i figured
lucas: i have something that will blow your mind
aria: I'll bl..
aria: nevermind
lucas: ...
lucas: ok so, what will happen if pinocheo says 'my nose will now grow'
aria: you spelt his name wrong
lucas: i'm not in school anymore remember
aria: you're so stupid
lucas: you're so cute
aria: you don't know what i look like
lucas: i've stalked your twitter before. but I sent you nudes, you should at least send me a selfie you only have two posted
aria freely smirked. she tried not to just look into this too much. once luke hit reality he would realize that he is luke hemmings, and luke hemmings can get anyone his heart desires.
aria: *image sent*
lucas: woah
lucas: marry me
aria: i'd love to but uhm
aria: nah
lucas: how are you so all of a sudden comfortable around me
aria: I've been comfortable, not calm, but comfortable
aria: i know it's weird
lucas: i don't regret sending you nudes
aria: ARE YOU STILL DRINKING
lucas: no
aria: YES YOU ARE
lucas: no
aria: HOW DO YOU NOT REGRET SENDING NUDES
aria: I'll just leak them
lucas: nO
aria: I'm kidding
aria: I don't want anyone masturbating to that picture but me
aria: that'd just be weird
lucas: i like you
aria: luke hemmings likes me
aria: what if i'm secretly a seven year old girl cat fishing you
lucas: what are you trying to tell me
aria: ;)
aria: i'm guessing you haven't gotten any sleep so night father lucas
lucas: night daughter
aria: ew let's not ever do that again
lucas:WAIT COME ABCK
lucas: ARIA WAIT HURRY UP
lucas: ARIA ARIA ARIA YIU DINT ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTION WOTH PINOCHIO QND HIS FUCKED UO NOSE ARIA COME BACK
aria: ok this is why you're single
aria: well it would grow wouldn't it
aria: but then he's not lying
aria: HIS NOSE ONLY GROWS WHEN HES LYING LUKE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
luke: oh I found it on Twitter
aria: about Twitter
aria: I get to see your dick but you still don't follow me. damn what does a girl need to do for a luek hammings notice
luke: donate noots for the people in need.
luke: people in needville- population: me bitch!
aria: I changed your name back to Luke bc you weren't worthy of lucas
aria: and I don't send noots, jacob
luke: who's jacob??
aria: that one kid on the interwebs who has no eyebrows
luke: only a few of them have eyebrows you need to be more specific
aria: 2/4 of 5sos was shady at him bitch how the fuck do you not know the king 😍🎉🎉😍😍💦💦😫🤔😁😊😁😍😉😉😉😉😉💦💦💦😫😫😫😫💦
luke: what's with all emojis
aria: you dumb cunt
aria: whenever your sarcastic you add the 'sexy' emojis and like a bunch of them
luke: is there like a piece of the internet I haven't been exposed to???
aria: apparently
luke: yea ok whatever I'm going to sleep
luke shut off the phone making his bedroom nothing but a dark abyss again. he rolled over placing one hand under the cold pillow, flipping it over one or twice when the side his face was on cold.
luke definitely thought of aria, but not nearly as much as she thought of him. even if it was just a few memories from the last few hours or old videos and keeks, luke was always aria's happiness and she continued to think of him.
aria smiled and slid down taking a bite of her soggy cereal.