WARNING: There are some pervs on Omegle, DO NOT go on it if you have an innocent mind. Also, there are some pervs in this story, so same goes for reading this.
Ignore my attempts to be funny, I'm really not
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss: I have shit friends. how do I make new friends?
You: You sh*t friends?!
You: Better go to the toilet then
Stranger: Your friends say they've got one shitty friend.
Stranger: Now, who could that be?
You: Your mum
Stranger: Original.
You: I know I am
You: Don't be jealous
Stranger: Anything else, kid?
You: Nope... wait...
You: YOUR MUM
You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss: why do people like diarrhea ?
Stranger: No, people don't
Stranger: Only you
Stranger has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m
You: You horny?
Stranger: ya
You: WOW I'VE NEVER MET A PERSON WITH HORNS!
Stranger has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey m
You: hey alien
Stranger: I prefer extraterrestrial
Stranger: lol
You: well damn guess our love can never be
Stranger: hahah
You: oh well
You: I WILL SURVIVE
Stranger: wats ur name?
Stranger: I arnold
You: HEY ARNOLD!
You: My name's Bleep
Stranger: hahahahhahahah no
You: But my friends just call me B
Stranger: hahah lol
Stranger: m er f?
You: alien. we have no gender.
Stranger: hahah great
Stranger has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi. im a guy
You: hi i'm a leprecaun
Stranger: omg
You: I can grant you wishes!
Stranger: u a girl
You: Well I'm a leprecaun... so I don't think so
Stranger: fuck u asshole
Stranger has disconnected.
(I could have granted you wishes!)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi,m 16, looking for horny girls with kik
You: Well I don't have horns so I guess you can count me out
Stranger: Lol your funny :)
You: My mum thinks so too
Stranger: Cool. I'm guessing your from the uk since you said mum? :)
You: Nah, I'm from mars, we say mum there too
Stranger: Awesome! :D
You: Yeah, it's kinda boring here
You: But I keep getting chased by this robot thing
You: OMG IT'S COMING!
You: I GOTTA RUN!
Stranger: Run away it will catch you and eat you
You: TELL MY MOTHER I LOV-
You have disconnected.
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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss: You two are clearly in love
Stranger 2: Of course
Stranger 1: hi stranger
Stranger 2: It's our honeymoon :)
Stranger 2: Come stranger, let us perform the ritual of the binding activity of coitus.
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 1: coitus
Stranger 1: brings back memories of the big bang theory
Stranger 1: ill show you the big bang right now stranger
Stranger 2: Hmm, theorize my vagina/cock.
Stranger 2: I'll remain gender neutral for the sake of this conversation.
Stranger 1: what do you mean by vagina/cock
Stranger 1: ok
Stranger 1: answers my question
Stranger 2: I shall answer your question if I will.
Stranger 1: im a guy
Stranger 2: Okay, such is permissible as you do bare XY chromosomes and can not control your gender.
Stranger 1: and im gonna assume that you are a chick
Stranger 2: And your assumption may remain correct if you please.
Stranger 1: ok
Stranger 1: cut the crap
Stranger 1: you are a girl and i know it
Stranger 2: Haha, persistent, eh? I admire persistence...
Stranger 2: Let's say I am a girl, what then?
Stranger 1: idk
Stranger 1: lets say im a guy
Stranger 1: i bang your brains out
Stranger 2: Hmm, skull fuck or another position in mind?
Stranger 2: I prefer doggy.
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 1: idk
You have disconnected.
(I didn't want to see their internet sex but stranger 2 was pretty funny)
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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss: You two are clearly in love
Stranger 2: Yes
Stranger 2: Yes we are
Stranger 1: Omg hi honey
Stranger 2: So you're a female?
Stranger 1: Ummmmmm no?
Stranger 2: So fuck off
Stranger 2: You're divorced
Stranger 2 has disconnected
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Why hello there *creepy wave*
Stranger: u a f or m
You: GET IN MA VAN
Stranger: m 13
You: I have candy
Stranger: do u have a kik
You: No but I have candy
Stranger has disconnected.
(Guess he didn't want candy)
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