Remus and Sirius sit in the Shrieking Shack. Remus is reading and Sirius is sitting down, doing Remus' hair.
Sirius: So what's that book about?
Remus: Ah. Romance, you know the muggle romancy trash?
Sirius: No.
Remus: Ok. There's a good guy that falls in love with a bad girl. Yeah. The girl is a stupid werewolf. So there's the agony stuff and then they make out behind a sofa.
Sirius: Wow. That is a million miles away from real life. For starters, we don't have a sofa in here. And then there's the fact that I'm the bad guy. Everyone agrees on that. But if I'm the bad guy, then you're the good guy. You're a werewolf though.
Remus: ...?
Sirius: Um...
Remus: I don't think it's supposed to be real.
Sirius: Oh. Well...
Remus: *sighs* Yeah.
Sirius: You should rip up that book right now. It's causing both of us emotional trauma. *turns into a dog and begs*
Remus: It's a trashy romance novel. Highlighting the word TRASHY. I'm not ripping it up.
Sirius: *turns human* Please? *kisses Remus*
Remus: *sighs again* I GIVE UP!
Sirius: Does that mean I win?
Remus: Sure.
Sirius: YAY. *proceeds to rip up book*
Remus: *groans*