Kid Icarus: Uprising Jokes!

By Rosie_Lovette1234

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Ask! Dare! Jokes! YAY! STEP RIGHT UP AND GIVE US SOME DARES!!! WE'VE GOT THE WHOLE KI:U CREW HERE READY FOR S... More

A/N AKA intro
Face kicking 101
Pissed off Pittoo
Hyo-Ri-Hwang
YangYang2002
Dark Pits Funniest Expression
YangYang2002
Hyo-Ri-Hwang
Doodle...
A/N
LucinaLowell
DancerofDawn21
Ceil Is Cuter :3
LucinaLowell
RealMelodyHope
Black Pit's Nickname (Japanese ver.)
Hyo-Ri-Hwang
YangYang2002
Mind Controller >:3
♥1234's Hatred For The Angels
RealMelodyHope
Gia1023
Random Stuffies
The Most Funniest Rageqiut You Will Read
¿¿¿1.04K???
--Just_A_Fangirl--
RealMelodyHope
RealMelodyHope
My Followers And I
Newcomazzz!!!!!!
WHACK UR PHONE AGSINT DA WALL!!!
@Mangled23
Pittoo Can Finally Man Up
Pitty Pat Wants Some?
IT'S CHRIMMAS
XMAS IN SKYWORLD!
LATE DISCLAIMER
@misfitrogue
Happy New Year 2016
NO LEMON PLEASE. I DON'T FANCY LEMON.
@RealMelodyHope
@LucinaLowell
@DancerofDawn21
@Bonnie_the_Latias
@SierraTheHedgehog
@RealMelodyHope
@2DarknessQueens
@2DarknessQueens
@blue_burst16
@blue_burst16 @2DarknessQueens
@blue_burst16
@Bonnie_the_Latias
@blue_burst16
@YangYang2002
@blue_burst16
@RealMelodyHope
Floor Ice-Cream Flirting
@RealMelodyHope
@Maddie_uprising
@Bonnie_the_Latias
@blue_burst16
@Meghan_Pithree2155
@DancerofDawn21
@blue_burst16
@FnafMudkip7705
Idk
@2DarknessQueens
5K VIEWS WTF?!
Long Requested Request
@IrishHetalian
@Bonnie_the_Latias
@_Believe_the_Angel_
@Artsy_Cam
@GADDAMMITGUYS!
VALENTINES DAY!
@MovesLikeJaeger21
@azanime
EMERGENCY SHOUTOUT
@Hylissa
@pingas24
@pittytheangel
@pingas24
@blue_burst16
They Lied
@MovesLikeJaeger21
@OliviaTheGreat2155
@MovesLikeJaeger21 & @TinytheChicken
@Kidicaruslover
@Charmybee123
@MovesLikeJaeger21
NOW WHERE WAS I?!
@YangYang2002
Chapter Two Changed Everything
@DancerofDawn21
Looky Here...
Yesh
Chocolate
@GIGO525
@Rayzie663
@RealMelodyHope
@Charmybee123
... friends...
YAY PARTAY TIME!!!!!!! XD
@blue_burst16
SORRY HERE ARE YOUR DARES!
HAPPY EFFING BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!!! XD
AUTHORS REVEAL
Tip Backwards! >~<
@OliviaTheGreat2155
Mind = Blown
FREAKING TAGGED AGAIN WITH BALLET SHOES
@RealMelodyHope
@poke-fangirl
Life Of A Fangirl ;)
Authors note (DONT TRY TO STOP ME)

@Hylissa

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By Rosie_Lovette1234

Hylissa: I dare you, Pit and Darky (Just what I sometimes call Dark Pit) to watch "Anime 404" on YouTube whoever laughs first gets whip cream all over their face. Good luck!

Author: oh great. Anime

Pit: ooh yay! I love anime!

Pittoo: DONT CALL ME DARKY @HYLISSA!

Author: found the vid.

Pittoo: ooh Facebook! Wait... watch what?

Pit: what is with the horse face?

Author/Pittoo: ARGH NOT THE HARLEM SHAKE!

Pit: hm?

Author: *holding in her laugh*

Pit: oh Attack on Titan!

Pittoo: she just walking through not guving a damn about the people with the flute.

Author: *recorder.

Pit: ACK! Titan!

Author: I hate this song...

Pittoo: *trying not to laugh* what is with the twerking?

Author: NYAN CAT!

Pit: dat kitty has a problem for hating Nyan cat because ITS AWESOME!

Pittoo: *dances to the music*

Pit: okay cats gone. Oh... okay... weird anime guys equals weird dance moves.

Author: wait... buffering? Wait hold on a sec... ah it's the video.

Pittoo: wow look how sad she is.

Author: oh elevator.

Pit: WTF?!

Author: gangnam style... that is so last year.

Pit: *trying not to laugh*

Author: train station... *watches*

Pit: *watches*

Pittoo: *watches*

Author: really?! Sailor moon and world of Warcraft?

Pit: attempting to reconnect

Pittoo: I love this song.

Author: NOOO FROZEN GO AWAY!

Pittoo: the head

Pit: *sings along* do you wanna bu- WHAT?!

Author: oh... yeah I would say no.

Pittoo: *sings along* why you gotta be so ruuude?

Author: gangsta granny. OOOH THE TRI-FORCE IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE!

Pit: whaaat is wrong with the old lady?

Author: not this Bollywood song! I had to dance to this!

Pit: *holds in his laugh*

Pittoo: Birb

Author: lesson learnt boys and girls. Never drive blind.

Pit: yeah a school. Girl. ROAD!

Author: nailed it. Get wrecked.

Pittoo: *holds in his laugh*

Pit: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE BLUE HAIRED GIRL?!

Author: *throws head up and down like a rockstar to the dubstep*

Pittoo: wow

Author: Hi Levi and Armin.

Pit: *holds in laugh*

All three: buffering.

Author: that's me on the Internet.

Pit: purple haired girl with the flute from the beginning.

Author: damn she's good. *listens*

Pittoo: *listens*du du du du

Pit: *listens* du du du du

Author: YAY ITS DONE!

Pit/Pittoo: SHUSH!

Author: okeh...

Pit: dude shouting mama shut up!

Author: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!!! *sings the dubstep*

The three: *Burst out laughing*

Palutena: *magically splats whipped cream on their faces* THE END!

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