Oh, and the Law and Social Media
Twitter: @QPSmedia
#qldtraffic Take care, there's a deer on Bribie Island Rd at Ninji. In other news, Disney called and Bambi is missing. #bringbambihome
Facebook: Queensland Police Service
1) Don't drive through flooded roads because #YOLO. If you hold your end of the bargain, we'll never, ever use #YOLO again. Deal? #bigwet
2) #Protip: If #RichardIII can wait 500 years to get out of the carpark, you can spare an extra few minutes. Speed limits exist for a reason.
3) #Protip: Hermione Granger may have had a time turner, but you don't. Decisions behind the wheel are final. You don't get another go. #Fatal5
4) Have Splinter & Shredder been duelling? Cover missing off manhole on Padstow Rd, Eight Mile Plains. #bnetraffic #ninjaturtles
5) A little boy looks at his legs then asks his dad, "Hey Dad, when I get bigger like you, will my calves become cows?" On a more serious note, there are reports of a calf 60kms west of Townsville on the Flinders Highway towards Charters Towers. Please take care of you are travelling in the area.
6) A crime of fashion! Clothing strewn on the Bruce Highway at Coochin Creek. Take care if you're passing through #qldtraffic
7) Traffic lights on Dohles Rock Rd, Murrumba Downs, have decided they don't like Mondays & want out... #bnetraffic
8) Semi-trailer slacking off in Slacks Creek... It's broken down on the M1 Northbound. #bnetraffic
9) 4 horses on Bruce Highway at Pomona. Whilst they're without horsemen, we'll patrol just in case of impending apocalypse #coveringallbases
10) Missing your *bling*?
You need to call us on your cell phone. We really need your love. Call us on your cell phone...
On a serious note, if this is your ring bling, please contact Springfield Police Station #drake #drizzy #HotlineBling