#SmurfGod
"It's like a cult."
"God is a Smurf and He created instagram filters."
"You're not going to Heaven if you don't believe God is blue!!1!"
Now, you're probably wondering: How did this conversation between me and my mother begin?
Ah, it's a long story.
"Wow, Mom, we have some interesting conversations."
"Yeah , but we haven't had one this good in quite a while."
"Right. XD How did this even begin..?"
"You said something about that picture where God was blue."
"Whyd I mention /that/?"
"Uh, we were talking about giving death rays to homeless people, and you said we couldn't take over the world peacefully together bc some people are jerks and wouldn't deal, and then you talked about the picture where Smurf God was sprinkling Jerks onto his Earth."
"Death rays? Right, right, I remember that."
a normal day in the life of Hannah and Melissa XD