Author: Chai JiDan
Full Etrans: Kate from skimmedmilkdrama.com
Edited version by Anne Noh
Early in the morning, Wu Suowei wore a fucking flowery underpants, a wifebeater singlet that belonged to his late father and swayed leisurely from the bedroom. Whenever he saw Wu Suowei dressed up like that, Jiang XiaoShuai would let out a laugh, a delightful laugh.
"Hey, there will be a patient coming soon, quickly go change your clothes."
"Don't worry," Wu Suowei was used to being sloppy replied, "I'm going to shower now."
Jiang XiaoShuai stared at Wu Suowei amusedly, "I realised you really love to wear those clothes to sleep."
Wu Suowei nonchalantly picked his nose, "Material used in the past is better, pure cotton, it's very comfortable to wear to sleep."
Just as he finished speaking, the sound of a car braking travelled over. Wu Suowei inadvertently glanced outside, the finger in his nostril froze... Chi Cheng's car!
"Fuck, fuck, fuck..." Wu Suowei panicked, "Why is he here so fast?" He didn't dress up yet!
Chi Cheng calmly opened the car door, picked up Xiao Cu Bao and got down from the car.
"I'm going to hide in the toilet for a while, tell him I'm not here when he comes over," Wu Suowei dashed into the toilet and locked the door from the inside.
As Chi Cheng walked past the door, Jiang XiaoShuai pretended not to know him and looked at him with a friendly smile, "Are you feeling unwell?"
Chi Cheng did not beat around the bush, "Where is Wu Suowei?"
"Oh, he just went out. Why are you looking for him?"
The sharp-eyed Chi Cheng noticed movements in the toilet and strode straight towards it without saying anything. The door did not open the first time he pushed it. At the second push, the lock broke from the inside.
Jiang XiaoShuai swallowed his saliva, damn, this buddy here is too... handsome.
Wu Suowei was leaning against the door, listening to the movements outside. Without warning, there was a sharp pain and half of his body became numb. Following that, there was the sound of something breaking and Chi Cheng's face appeared in his vision.
The yellowed singlet complete with a few holes and what's more outstanding was the big flower prints underpants with thread hinging loosely.
Chi Cheng basked in the view of Wu Suowei's home attire.
Two seconds later, the toilet was filled with Wu Suowei's shouting, "Is there anyone who does things like you? Goddamit, this is a toilet, not the living room, can you come in as you wish? What if someone is shitting in here? What if it's not me in here, but it was a woman?"
Wu Suowei continued yakking for a long while before realising Chi Cheng was not even bothered to listen, his eyes were focussed on his big floral underpants and his gaze were full of evil intention.
Image... Pay attention to image... Wu Suowei suddenly realized and used his hands to rub between his eyebrows. Then he raised his head again and showed a calm and indifferent face, "Please go out, I want to shower."
Chi Cheng, "Make it quick. I'll be waiting outside."
Ten minutes later, neatly dressed Wu Suowei came out of the toilet and sat opposite of Chi Cheng. He lit up a cigarette and casually asked: "Why do you want to see me?"
Chi Cheng's hand gently stroked Xiao Cu Bao and lightly said, "[1] My Er Bao is not feeling well, I want you to cure him..."
[T/N: [1] 我家...(name) - direct trans would be 'my house/house's...(name).' It's use to show something precious or dear to heart or saying a ....(name) is their family member. Jidan wrote我家二宝 (direct trans: My house's Er Bao) which translated to my Er Bao.]
"Er Bao?" Wu Suowei smiled playfully, that's a pretty damn intimate nickname, "So who is Da Bao?"
Chi Cheng replied, "[2] Isn't it you?"
[T/N: [2] Chi Cheng called him Da Bao because of the skincare product that Wei uses. ]
Fuck... Wu Suowei paled. How did I forget about that? Controlling his awkwardness, Wu Suowei calmly looked at Chi Cheng.
"Why are you looking for me when it is not feeling well? This is a clinic, not a veterinarian. Furthermore, I'm not a doctor."
Chi Cheng smiled inexplicably, "Your [3] little brother is sick, you can't just ignore someone who is sick right?"
[T/N: [3] Little brother - a pun / double meaning; little brother is sometime use for male organ.]
How does it involve my little brother again?
Chi Cheng saw Wu Suowei's doubt and patiently explained to him, "You are Da Bao, it is Er Bao. Whose little brother if it is not yours?"
Wu Suowei, "...."
Chi Cheng added on, "Furthermore, you owe me so many things. Isn't it the time to pay today?"
"What do I owe you?" Wu Suowei scrunched his brows and asked.
Chi Cheng leisurely rattled off, "dried bean curd, milk candy, peas, pickled chicken feet, dried plums, Red Bull, [4] Wangzai...."
[T/N: [4] Wangzai - is a snack brand from Taiwan, famous for its rice crackers and milk drink. ]
Damn your grandmother! Wu Suowei was driven crazy on the inside. That was what your Lord rewarded to you. How did it become that I owe you?
Of course, his face was still calm. He showed his empty palms to Chi Cheng and made it clear, "No more."
"Go and buy," Chi Cheng said naturally.
Wu Suowei controlled the anger burning in his heart and coldly replied, "No money."
Chi Cheng took out a few [5] red notes from his wallet and gave it to Wu Suowei.
[T/N: [5] Red notes are ¥100 ]
Wu Suowei graciously took over the money and stuffed it into his pocket before faintly replied with two words.
"Not going."
First Baby, Second Baby (大宝二宝) - this is a ranking, basically 大宝(Da Bao) -1st child/baby (big baby) and 二宝 (Er Bao) -2nd child/baby. Usually is use to address siblings etc.
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Please note that some part might be incorrect as we don't know how to translate the slangs and idioms to English and translators might rely on the pinyin. Mistakes are bound to happen and corrections are very welcome.