Author: Chai JiDan
Full Etrans: Anne Noh
"Pftt..."
Guo Cheng Yu's saliva was sprayed on the windshield. His shoulder trembled as he laughed.
His car stopped at the junction because he wanted to see how the eldest son of Chi family performs as a Chengguan. He never expected to witness such a scene, which Chi Cheng was drenched with thick porridge and he even let the hawker ran. What kind of person is Chi Cheng? He won't let people go until they have suffered. No matter how wicked Gou Cheng Yu, he wouldn't dare to create a conflict with Chi Cheng. The hawker really amazed him.
"Ai ya (oh boy)..." Guo Cheng Yu rubbed his stomach, he hurt his stomach from laughing too much. "That man is not hired by you, right?"
Li Wang smiled, "I don't know him."
Guo Cheng Yu tapped his fingers on the steering wheel, "Then, we should visit this 'god man'."
Thus, Guo Cheng Yu followed Wu Suowei.
Wu Suowei ran so fast, he felt like his lungs almost jumped out of his throat. He stopped abruptly in front of the clinic entrance and dashed into the consulting room. He rushed into the room and caught Jiang XiaoShuai by surprised. Then he firmly locked the door.
"What's wrong?" Jiang XiaoShuai asked.
Wu Suowei took a big breath, "Chengguan is chasing me."
Just then, a car parked outside.
"Do not say I'm here." Wu Suowei told Jiang XiaoShuai.
Jiang XiaoShuai glanced toward the outside. He secretly felt speechless. Chengguan's pay is great, right? Even drive a Mercedes-Benz...
Guo Cheng Yu specifically asked before he got off, "Are you sure he went this way?"
Li Wang nodded, "I saw him going into the clinic."
Guo Cheng Yu got out of the car. Under Jiang XiaoShuai's watchful gaze, he slowly opened the door. It was dark outside. Hence, Guo Cheng Yu did not saw clearly how Jiang XiaoShuai looks like. However, he thought that Jiang XiaoShuai's silhouette is very handsome.
"What do you want?" Jiang XiaoShuai asked.
Guo Cheng Yu smiled friendly, "a doctor."
Jiang XiaoShuai turned and went into the clinic, Guo Cheng Yu followed suit. Both of them sat face-to-face. Guo Cheng Yu clearly saw Jiang XiaoShuai appearance. After seeing properly, he completely forgotten the reason he came to the clinic. He stared from the scalp to the soles of the feet, looked thoroughly at Jiang XiaoShuai. [1] He could not wait to uncover that layer of skin, to take a look at inside.
[T/N: [1] He could not wait to uncover that layer of skin, to take a look at inside; Means he couldn't wait to undress him and fuck him senselessly (in a freaky way). ]
Jiang XiaoShuai deliberately looked indifferent to Guo Cheng Yu and seriously asked him. "What's wrong?"
Guo Cheng Yu leaned over to the tip of Jiang XiaoShuai's nose and said softly, "Guess."
Jiang XiaoShuai delicately opened his thin lips, "Please go to gynecological hospital for gynecological diseases. Go out, turn left for 30 meters and take the second lane to go directly there."
"You look really handsome." Guo Cheng Yu looked frivolous.
Jiang XiaoShuai said, "Please go to Tongren Hospital for ophthalmology (eyes)."
"You like men, right?"
"Mental illness goes to An Ding hospital for treatment."
Guo Cheng Yu pulled Jiang XiaoShuai's elbow from under the medical history form, profoundly asked,
"What if it's a heart disease?"
Jiang XiaoShuai said coldly, "please dial 110."
Guo Cheng Yu smiled and looked down, "Jiang. Xiao. Shuai. I'll remember that."
Chi Cheng arrived at home. The porridge on his clothes has solidified, sticking like glue. It made Chi Cheng felt nausea. He took off his clothes and went to the bathroom to take a bath. He planned to wash the porridge on his hair first.
As a result, Chi Cheng washed for half an hour and he had used variety of methods. However, the porridge cannot be washed off.
Fuck....This has lots of food thickener!
He has seen hawkers with black heart but he never sees such a black hearted hawker. If this porridge goes into the stomach, wouldn't it make the internal organs glued into one?
Chi Cheng wore a cap, held Xiao Chu Bao and went to the salon downstairs.
"Ah...!"
The female staff who looked like she has been kicked in the ass, screamed in terrified. The scream had attracted the owner. Fortunately, the owner was not afraid of snakes and tried to touch Xiao Chu Bao's head, "This snake is really beautiful. The color is pretty too."
Chi Cheng only said two words, "haircut (li.fa)."
The owner personally took off Chi Cheng's hat. The owner's mouth twitched. He wanted to laugh! But he saw Chi Cheng's face through the mirror and he doesn't dare to laugh! "What hairstyle do you want?" He tentatively asked.
Chi Cheng glanced in the mirror, "Up to you. As long as the thing that stick to my hair comes out. Cut however you like."
The owner checked Chi Cheng's hair and tried to come out with different style, but it was hard to remove the porridge. Eventually, under enormous pressure, he gave a bitter look.
"That...I can only give you a shave."
Pleasenote that some part might be incorrect as we don't know how to translate theslangs and idioms to English and translators might rely on the pinyin. Mistakesare bound to happen and corrections are very welcome.