Hetalia Headcannons

By LiterxlTrxsh

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Well, the title says it all! This is my first cannon book and I try to update daily or twice a week! These ar... More

Nyotalia & 2ptalia
Hetaloid: Japan and England
Hetaloid & HetaOni: Germany and Italy
Hetaloid: America
Hetaloid: Romano
China Headcannons
Liechtenstein Headcannons
Switzerland Headcannons
Hungary Headcannons
Different Categories
Norway Headcannons
Finland Headcannons
Iceland Headcannons
World War II Headcannons
Terrorist Headcannons
Hetalia Love Triangles Crossover
HetaOni Headcannons
Twin Theory
Romano And Italy Theory
What Are Thoooose?!
Deez Nutz
Twenny Wan
Worst Nightmares Part 1
Worst Nightmares Part 2
John Cena!
Puns
Animes!
Cats!
Fake Otakus
Supernatural
Caterpillar Brows
Weird BTT Pranks (Part 1)
Weird BTT Pranks (Part 2)
Weird BTT Pranks (Part 3)
Escargots
Liechtenstein's Thanks
America's Politeness
America's Jacket
Nyo! America and Nyo! Japan
Estonia's Glasses
Gilbird
Eh? Ah Sou
Romano's Cursing
England's Cooking
Buono Tomato!
Tomato Gang
American Habits Little Things
Austria's Curl
German Family
Fire
Marco
Chess
Otakus
Secrets
Depression
Big Brother
Peace Prize
USUK and FRUK
Percy Jackson
South Korea
Switzerland
USUK and FRUK Part 2
Cookies
Vietnam
Canada
Sweden
Spain
Philippines (OC)
China's Favorite Sibling
Continents
Nyo! Prussia
HRE or THS?
Freedom
Diaries
Prussia
Britain
Romano's Cursing 2
America's Shipping
Tattoos
EXTREEEEME ANNOUNCEMENT!!!
"Young Italy"
Belgium
Taiwan
Announcement!
Taiwan
Death
Hong Kong
Macau
Swizerland and Belgium
Fan Food
Self-Inflicted Achromatic
Iceland
HK and HK
Potatoes
Nyo! Germany
Italy
Nyo! Romano
Kirkland
Norway
Chibi! Romano
SK and NK
Japan
Gilbird and Prussia
The Waiter
Norway
Prussia
Prussia 2
Computers
Hungary
America
German Wurst
Italy & Romano
Romano's Background
Death Note
Amurica
Communist Club
Sealand
Davie
China
Seychelles and England
Tsundere Problems
Taiwan
Communist Club 2
Gakuen Clubs Made By Moi
Potato
Taiwan's Diary Spoilers!
"Liechtenstein's Book of Switzerland's Secrets"
Swiss Secret: From Liechtenstein
T-Shirt Announcement
Author Headcannon
German Shepards
Blue
South Korea
Sweden
H.E.T.A.L.I.A
OURAN HETALIA
Theory..?
The Stereotype Song
Ouran High School Host Club
Countries and Animes
France's Song
Guys...
Hetalia Hetero
Olympics
Marukaite Chikyuu
Announcement!
Austria and Switzerland
The Dress
Chicken
AusSwiss
Author Musical.ly?
YouTube
YouTube 2
McDonalds
Finland
Antarctica
Denmark and Norway
Jacob Satorious
ANOTHER NEW BOOK???
Announcement!
Weapons!
America
Sweden
America
Canada
England
Romania
Norway
Denmark vs Prussia
Hungary
Finland
America
Macau
America
Taiwan
Axis
Family Trees
Vietnam
Sweden
Japan
Poland
Old Customs
Thailand
Vietnam
Vietnam 2
Mom
World Meeting
England
Greenland
Greenland 2
Finland
Finland 2
Iceland
Egypt & Seychelles
Magic
England
Farewell
ANNOUNCEMENT!
Headcannons 2?

Old Self Headcannons

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By LiterxlTrxsh

England and Spain may be normal now but they're still rivals. They go into pirate mode when they're either drunk, or the magic trio puts a spell on either one of them. Romano and America are scared for their lives. France finds it quite attractive when Iggy goes into pirate mode.

Japan isn't a samurai since his hair is actually cut. He was one but had to cut off his hair in a normal length. He didn't want to be somewhat like China. But he likes to think of himself as one still, but he uses a katana instead of a sword.

America still goes to rodeos and acts like a cowboy. He isn't just Miley Cyrus and Hotline Bling. He also has the perfect country accent and most people in his country don't know he's America and sort of fawn over him. He takes off his glasses sometimes to blend in.

Germany may not have Nazis anymore, but he's a REAAALL Grammar Nazi on the Internet.

Turkey and Greece once caught Egypt belly dancing and posted it on the Internet. It was disliked by Romano's fake accounts and Egypt.

The Bad Touch Trio still love to hate on Austria. They prank him, etc etc but in the end, Hungary sides with Austria and shows the BTT no mercy.

Switzerland still defends Austria. But only secretly so that Austria won't think of him as Austrian Land.

Italy still uses a push broom and sometimes comes to Austria's house. He once wore Hungary's clothes and looked like a taller Chibitalia.

Romano still punches Spain's stomach.

Russia has little dolls in his house of Ukraine, Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania and often plays with them when no one is around so that he wouldn't feel lonely and the Soviet Union was still with him.

Belarus on the other hand makes snowmen of Russia when she gets lonely. If not then she just goes to Russia's house during the summer and stalks him.

Estonia's slow internet gives him time to think about his life choices. At times, Ukraine comes to his house and he's the only one that doesn't look at her gigantic jugs.

Ukraine still likes to have friends around but she's a bit too scared to visit Belarus. So she's often with Estonia. Latvia visits the micronations and Lithuania visits Poland.

Netherlands doesn't change from his past self. Because his past self was very poor and he doesn't want to think about it.

Denmark often has arguments with Sweden. But Norway or Finland either break it up before one of them curse in front of poor Sealand.

China surrounds him in plushies because he uses the technique that Russia uses with the dolls. He names each and every one of them after an Asian country.

Finland was once man enough to have an arm wrestling match with Russia. He was winning but then he remembered his nightmare. He cried and easily lost after that. He was running to his husband and son and hugged them tight.

Denmark still defends all of the Nordics with all his life. Norway insists, but he doesn't care what Norway says. He just cares that all of them were safe. If they're not with him, he knows that they have weapons with them.

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