Weekes*: today I looked in the mirror
Pattycake: did it break
Weekes*: Patrick literally die you gremlin
Pattycake: I'm sorry you're ugly Dallon
BrinkALeg: Patrick child
Pattycake: Maria child
Weekes*: bACK TO MY STORY
Weekes*: so I looked in the mirror and realized,,
Weekes*: gOD DAMN I'M STRAIGHT
Pattycake: about as straight as this dick
Weekes*: what dick
BrinkALeg: gtgtg
Pattycake: BITCH PLEASE
Pattycake: YOU'RE AS STRAIGHT AS A CELLANTANI NOODLE
Pattycake: AS STRAIGHT AS RYDEN
Pattycake: AS STRAIGHT AS GERARD WAY
Frankie's♡: I didn't sign up for this
BrinkALeg: damn Weeks you're always being attacked around here
Weekes*: weekes*
Weekes*: DAMMIT mAriA
Weekes*: pATRICK I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
BrinkALeg: fuckboy
Weekes*: jesus
Pattycake: jesus isn't gonna help you
Frankie's♡: I'm cryinf
Spencents: Dallon didn't we fuck or was I high
BrinkALeg: SECRETS EXPOSED
Pattycake: DALLON TIME TO DIE
Frankie's♡: NEW OTP GIGGLY GOO WHERE'S CLAIRE
Grimes: I'm here bestfriend!!
Weekes*: you guys are asshats alright I fucked spencer and I LIKED IT
BrinkALeg: ABOUT FUCKING TIME
Weekes*: but I don't like any other guys boo hoo
Pattycake: my demisexual Dallon this is great
Grimes: !!
Frankie's♡: otp