Thanks for the 1k omg
brenDONE: somebody shove a selfie stick up my ass this thing is gr8
NidicolousMatthews: why do you shove things up your ass so often that has to be unhealthy
SanRomeo: no one cares brendon
SanRomeo: POP A SQUAT IT'S STORY TIME MOTHERFUCKERS
Frankie's♡: do u wanna die today fucker
SanRomeo: kys I'm a comedian
NidicolousMatthews: let's hear a story
brenDONE: yes tell us a story
SanRomeo: alright toddlers
SanRomeo: 'twas the period before English class
SanRomeo: I was walking with my hot ass girlfriend in the hallway full of low key emos trying to get to class
SanRomeo: then I spotted the greasiest hair I've ever seen in the crowd sashaying down the hallway
SanRomeo: "how gay," I thought, as I caught up with them
SanRomeo: when I saw his face I nearly had a stoke and died right then and there
SanRomeo: he was one jacked up piece of SHIT
SanRomeo: his face was acne free,, but his eyebrows were indeed not "on fleek" as the mainstream kids say
SanRomeo: With my hot ass girlfriend, I tried to fix his eyebrows, for they looked like a piece of yarn upon his face
Frankie's: then I took my pencil and shanked the bitch.
SanRomeo: indeed, he stabbed me and I bled out emotionally and black emo tears filled my eyes and I died
SanRomeo: hopefully he fixes the damn things or I'll haunt him forever x the end
NidicolousMatthews: you should publish that shit I'd read it amirite
brenDONE: ARE YOU KIDDING ME
brenDONE: I'D KEEP THAT SHIT BY MY BEDSIDE THAT'S MY NEW BIBLE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Frankie's♡: I hate you all
SanRomeo: did you at least fix your eyebrows goddamn
Frankie's♡: gosh yes
SanRomeo: good cuz I'll haunt your ass
NidicolousMatthews: bye lmao
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