My uncle: I like blond, tall, model-like, skinny girls. And they have to be pretty"
*is marrying a mean fatass with dark hair, ugly af, and is emptying his wallet*
You. Fuking. Hypocrite.
Mamma: "Rebecca! Quit being on Instagram so much!" *gets on Facebook*
You. Fuking. Hypocrite.
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Will (when he was with Jacki): "She's such a polite person and her eyes are so beautiful along with her hair that flows along with the wind. Priceless beauty... I hope we will be together for a long time...
~1-2 months later~
Will: "We broke up. But I have now found my dream girl"
You. Fuking. Hypocrite.
If I have and other you fuking hypocrite moments I'll post then later.
Btw, if you guys have any questions to ask me to get to know me better, don't hesitate and write them in the comments.
Bye