Jokes (Just For Laughs) xD

By bookworm14ful

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Disclaimer: I did not come up with any of these jokes, im just posting them on here for entertainment purpose... More

E-Mail from the Afterlife
Delivering Babies
Congratulations
Bad Day
Panic in the Woods
Freds' Note
Caught Speeding
The Price You Pay For Being Good
A Fathers Pain
Busy In Heaven
A Young Businessmen
Guy Getting Robbed
Creative Truck Driver
Bargaining
Messed Up Family
Tattletale
Husband Forgets Anniversary
The Sign...
Messed Up "Romantic" Poem
Wee Hughies Boiled Ham
Mike is Dead
The Most Stupid Man On Earth
Shopping for a Husband
Throwing Pebbles
Bar Challenge (PG)
The Accident
I want a divorce...
A big-game hunter
Goony bird
What are you doing?
Counting In The Hole!
Escaped gay convict [PG (I Think)]
The broken doll
Four guys
Hundreds for One
Dead Again
Disney Divorce Court (PG-13)
Belated Guardian Angel
Hiding in the Closet
Little Johnny... Geometry
Murderous Neighbor
Related Deaths
Cat Rescue
Stop or Slow Down
Gravity-Defying Tequila
Final Test for the CIA
Three Nuns Get Quizzed in Heaven
Three Explorers Choose Their Deaths
Sick Rabbit Trick
Two Black Eyes for a Favor
Walks Into a Bar... Karate Chop
Mad Cow Concern
Walks Into a Bar... Double Vodkas
Names (PG-13)
Accused Brothers
Dear Dad
Truth Behind Dinner
The Bomb
Americans
First Time Cussers
Miser's Final Wish
Secret's Out
Smart Dad
Grandma's Boyfriend
Santa Singh
Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual
Sexual Harrassment
An Atheist and a Bear
Fear
Disease
Ending It All
Forget About It
Farm Accident
The Indian
Alaskan Birthday Party
Mexican Bandit
Custer's Last Thoughts
Remember a child
Fight competition
Children and Cars
His Holy Crossword
Get in Line
Gloves for His Love, circa 1910
Lucky Driver
Free Sex With Gas
Freudian Slips
Southern Hospitality in Flight
Family Tradition and Motorcycle Maintenance
Cheap Trick Payback
Truck Driver & The Bikers
Watch What You Say
BB Boys
Chillin' Biddies
Church
The Cork
Cemetery
Marital Bliss
Three Nuns

Don't Leave 'Em Hanging

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By bookworm14ful

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out.

When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

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