Dipper: Hi.
Q. T.: Hello!
Dipper: Why are you not wearing pants?
Q.T.: Have you not read my Depantsipation Proclamation?!?
Dipper: Um, I'll look into it. Um, um... Why did you wage war on waffles?
Q.T.: Waffles are great!!!!!! It's pancakes I wages war against....
Dipper: Why?
Q.T.: Do I even need to tell you?
Dipper: Um, yes.
Q.T.: HA HA HA!!! You're so funny!!!!
Dipper: Um, So..... Uh, what's your favorite animal?
Q.T.: Volbs!!
Dipper: It's strange that's not the weirdest thing I've heard today.
Q.T.: Why are you against Volbs?
Dipper: ..........
Rumble McSkirmish: Did they kill your father?!?!?
Giffany: Did they not want to be your boyfriend?!?!?
Blendin Blandin: Did they invoke Globnar?!?!?
Dipper: Ugh, I thought that we got rid of you guys.
Blendin Blandin: H-How outrageous!!! I'm going to stammer until you apologize! I-I-I-I-I.....
Dipper: BLENDIN, I WILL CALL LOLPH AND DUNGREN!!!!!!
Blendin Blandin: Fine. I INVO--- *mute sign appears on face*
Lolph: We're going to try to ban him from this century, right Dungren?
Dungren: Definitely. *All three time travelers disappear*
Giffany: WAIT!!!! I WANT YOU FOR MY BOYFRIEND!!!!! *Jumps in to their electronics to follow them*
Rumble McSkirmish: THEY LOOK LIKE FIGHT FIGHTERS!!!!!!! I WILL FOLLOW THEM SO I CAN DEFEAT THEM!!!!!! *Dissapears* *Author is too lazy to write a good way for Rumble to leave*
Dipper: Well, they're gone now.
Q.T.: WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST VOLBS?!?!?!?!?