Random Book About Random Crap

By 26MGMT-

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Hello!-Hayes Were here to add some shit into your boring day-Shawn I fuck bananas. I fuck bananas-Carter To... More

Random Book Of Crap
Diana Switched Lyrics
My Hit Song-Matt
Our Funny Status (we enjoyed the most)
Matt The Twerker
I'm Bringing Life Back (the end of hayes grier)
What Does The Fox Say?!
Matt the dinosaur
700 followers??
Union Rings And and Unicorn Shit
LISTEN TO JACOBS 3 AM EP NOW!
Our Status
Story
Private Messages
Girlfriend?
I'm a fucking frog
Jai has a crush
Lemme just say
B E A N I E S
The song I love
Apparently I do shit ?
Matt Doesn't Cry
One Thing Lyric Change
1.19K
Kickin' It
Say Somethin' -Austin Mahone
Get Ready, Get Set, CHOOSE A TEAM!
Challenge Number 1 Winner
#TeamNash and #TeamMatt Members
#TeamMatt Won Again
#TeamMatt wins
Searching
Engaged 01-04-15
Running The World
My abs
We're flawless!
Who is this?
Who should we let join our account (celebrity only)
I'm Sorry
Changing our username
Taken
Taken
Humpty Dumpty
Single
Message From Me To You
I'm..
You ain't No..
Kenny and I (Dylan Dauzat) live the wild life
Teasing, you like?
Teasing ?
Tease
Sam, Dillon and I
Tease?
I'm watching you!
For my girl
Look!
Tease!
Teasssing
Teasinggg!
Sorry!
Tease Fridays!
Sam and I
Teasing you
Tease fridays
Friday Teaser!
Tease!
Tease!
Tease friday
Like a sledgehammer
Taken 01-09-15
Tease friday!
Smile Saturday
Smile!
Smile!!
Smile
Smile !!✌️
Its..
Jack G and I
Smile
Smile
Smile
SS
Smile
Satuday smiles
Smile Sat
Cutest couple then me
ShipnamesBy Kenny and Sam
This is just to uh yeh..
Happy Anniversary
Hii
⚠️Kenla⚓️
Something..
We are your masters
i'm a daddy! 01-19-15 9:47 PM
Ariana Grande
Nothing tears me apart more than...
For 1.5 K Followers
1.5 K is here!
I need your help!
Hey. Zoe here. Ft. Joe
#Kenla
Cuddles??
Sky and I
I'm a dad!
Sooo, no verifying, fuck
'She Bad'
Pizza or Females?
All my ladies say...
I'm pissed
I'm pissed
Aye
Single...
The weirdos of the group
Guys out there?
Parker and I
Damn
sorry..
sorry pt 2
Engaged
Haaaaay
Things..
20K READS!!
Why..
Would you?
Kayes
Sometimes..
Potatoes or Pie?
Why..
Guess what?
Everyone on this account
Its A boy
Pizza Fam..
Taken 01-1-15
Everyone on this account Updated
Franddddds?
Done, I Can't
Everything about Emily
I'm a unicorn
yo
Killing Hayes
Square UP! Convo with Hayes
Dedication to hayes, my girlfriend and little sister
1 year Anniversary with my dimpled face cutie
Requests for Austin Mahone
Hey!
01-29-2016 Austin Mahone
2 griers for sale
Jacob Sartorius
Tour
Magconnnn
I...OMG!
Kenny and Kayla
Who is online?
I'm Missing Her..
I Miss You..A Lot...
Crushing...
Hey you, Im AC
PrayForNate
PreyForDerek
Yes..
Did ya know
Dear, Crush
Taken 02-28-2016
Own Account
Lasanga
This Crush
LORD
Wes and Keat Stromberg
My smile
Pizza or Wes?
Me
Officially hers
Look!
Me
Angry..
Listen
Gotta Say...
I..
God..
We stylin'
Young but don't doubt
When...
Blake Gray
My sisters (Holland)
Havent even..
Caught off guard by her
I am sorry
Grinding(Dallas)
Grinding (Espinosa)
Grinding (Caniff)
Grinding (Wilkinson)
Grinding (Wes)
Grinding (Murphy)
Kenny and Dreamville
Do Not Talk To Me
New guests
So long - Kenny Holland
Sequel?
Sis

Luke AND Jai Story Time

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By 26MGMT-

There once was a pig  and his name was James -Luke
He traveled with world with his three best friends, beau, Luke and Jai Brooks -Jai
But then one day-Luke
A really hot girl named Emily walked by, looking fly as fuck-Jai
And all Jai could do was-Luke
Stand there, looking ugly and try his best not to fuck up-Jai
Jai made his way towards Emily and found himself breathe taken-Luke
She was so beautiful, her smile perfectly straight, her hair bright in the sun and her eyes, warm and her heart pure-Jai
Jai knew he had to make a move fast -Luke
I asked her out, gave her my number, kissed her cheek and that day-Jai
Jai fell in love-Luke

The End.
















I had to (sorta) tell the story of how I met Emily, things weren't excatly like that but it was pretty damn close. Emily is the only one I've got who loves me for me, she's not just a fan, she's my best friend, my girlfriend and my other half. I may be a dick sometimes but she knows that I don't mean it in a bad way, if I were to be an ass, she'd understand something was wrong and then make me laugh and smile. My job is to protect my girl, make her happy, love her and treat her like a princess, even spoil her at times. She means a lot to me, my brothers and my family. Nothing goes wrong when she's around. She's my everything. The reason why I'm changing to make myself a better person. If I fall, she's the one to catch me. If I cry, she's the one to hold me. If I'm sick, she's the one to be my sexy nurse 😉 (that was a joke baby) but honestly, If I'm sick, she's the one to help me.  If I'm mad, upset, or angry, she's the one to rub my back, kiss me and say it's going to be okay. She's never left and I'm never leaving her. I'm going to marry her, have a family with her and make our future the greatest. Make new memories and mix them with the old. She's my galaxy, my universe, everything to me. And I'm truly in love with her, I'll say it again I'm truly in love with her, okay? Don't be a thirsty hoe and try to get into my pants, the dick is off limits to my girlfriend only. If you're jealous, get the hell off wattpad.
















-second-kisses- I love you my baby girl, my princess, my soulmate, my other half, my everything, my world, my galaxy, my fiancé(soon), my wife(soon) and mother to our kids(soon)

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