Arzaylea
I bopped down the stairs like a teeny bopper and sat on Luke's lap.
"Are we opening presents yet?" I asked.
"Yeah sure," Ben said rolling his eye.
Presents were passed around and people hugged. Within 30 minutes nothing was left under the tree.
"Hoe what?"
I didn't get handed anything.
"Sorry we didn't know you were coming considering you invited youself," Liz said shrugging.
Jack and Ben laughed.
Celeste chucked.
Andy smiled.
I looked at Luke and asked, "what did you get for me Luke?"
Luke cracked a devilish grin and said, "the possibilities are endless."
He then turned around and pulled out a box from his ass.
"It's not Michael I'm sorry he refused to come out and greet you but it's something even better. "
I opened the box to see three things.
A job.
A life.
Intelligence.
"See I got you a job on a cruise ship so I won't have to see you for a while, a life because you pestering my fans isn't doing you any good, and intelligence because well, if I explain it to you, you probably wouldn't understand."
I threw the box at him and ran up the steps into his room.
I sat on his bed going to start shit and write a fake article about them but I was suddenly hit with something.
"Hey Luk-, you're not Luke."
I looked down to see Bryan in Luke's bed.
"He took you too!" I shouted.
"You bet and did you like Luke's gift? It was my idea."
Luke was getting on my nerves so I ignored Bryan and went on my 5H fan account.
Everyone tweet #5sosisdead cause they're ugly trolls.
"When will Luke learn?" I mumbled with a smirk.