Pit: *sighs*
Phosphera: what's the matter~? *wink*
Pit: go away!
Phosphera: ugh, fine!
Pit: STUPID FUCKING IDIOT I SHOULD HAVE TOLD HER EARLIER! How can I ever get her to notice me now? *deep thinking* well we know that a love potion leads to bad endings... Maybe I should just... tell her anyway...
Author: Who? Phosphera?
Pit: Oh! Author! *blushes* good timing! Uh, look I know your not going to accept this but... *deep breath* I know you already have Pittoo but I just wanted to say... I like you as well and yeah... you probably have Pittoo by your side.
Author: Pit?
Pit: Yeah?
Author: Remember a few chapters back I pecked you on the cheek?
Pit: yeah. What about it?
Author: *hugs him* I like you too silly!
Pit: Y-you do?!
Author: Yeah! I may have kissed Pittoo but there is something you need to know...
Pit: Yeah I know. Cliché "I love you"
Author: you got that right!
Pit: *hugs her*
Author: wow... I thought none of you would like me until- *gets interrupted by Pit's kiss*
Palutena: ah ah loL I tghuac uoy syug gnossik 😈
Viridi: My 350 hearts?
Palutena: YHW SI EHT DIPUTS TEB LLITS NO?! *gives hearts*