THE DUMBEST BOOK EVER

By NoLongerHopeless

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Pointless rants, lists and the occasional comic. More

chapter ONE
chapter TWO
chapter THREE
The dumbest book ever: Part 1: emoticons and where to use them.
Part 2: 5 reasons not to use Tumblr
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The confusing way
Similar results
Titles
a random thought
A typical fanfic story
Socialisim
Bad interfaces
Congress
List of my favourite songs
Inline comments
Radish
APPLES
Autofill
Writer's block
Shrek
HAPPY 500 READS!
Sub Orbital Fish
The Polar Opposite
More Writer's Block
WAIT, WAIT, DON'T KNIGHT ME
More AUTOCORRECT Mishaps
Welcome
Assistance
Nice To See You
Finally...
Seven Zero Zero
Telemarketing
Almost forgot
Reasoning

Random Movie quiz the first

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Rules:
1.Comment your answer
2.No checking other answers until you have answered
3.Wikipedia is forbidden
4.You may not take the quiz if you are watching the movie
BACK TO THE FUTURE(part 1)
The time on doc's clock when he ends the call is
A) 8:00
B) 8:25
C) 9:00

Mr. Strickland always says:
A) Slacker.
B) McFly..
C) Butthead

What was Biff doing when he crashed?
A) Drinking
B) Smoking
C) Eating

Lorraine(1985) is addicted to
A) alcohol
B) cake
C) cigarettes

Who is older?
A) Linda
B) Dave

What is the first sentance in which the word "Butthead" was used?
A) What're you lookin' at, butthead?
B) Look at him. He's a butthead just like his old man wad.
C) Just get in the car, butthead.

What is doc's dog's name?
A) einstein
B) copernicus
C) Jules
D) Verne

Why does Doc get shot?
A) He was fooling around with powerful forces
B) He stole nuclear Fission Fuel
C) He built a fake bomb

When did Doc have his idea for the Time Machine?
A) Nov. 12, 1955
B) Nov. 5, 1955
C) Oct. 21, 1985

Why does marty go back to 1955?
A) he was being shot at by terrorists
B) he wanted to test the time machine
C) he was racing in the DeLorean

Why did Peabody(the farmer) scream when he saw marty?
A) Marty wrecked his farm
B) Because of a comic book
C) Because of the DeLorean

Who was originally cast as Marty McFly?
A) Michael J. Fox
B) Christopher Lloyd
C) Eric Stolz

Side note: yes, inline comments are actually pretty useful here

Where does Marty hide the DeLorean?
A) Behind a bush
B) Behind a Billboard
C) Up a tree

What messes up his future?
A) He wrecks a tree
B) He prevents his parents from meeting
C) He drinks a pepsi

Where does marty meet Doc?
A) The warehouse
B) Brown Mansion
C) At lorraine's place

What does Doc try to do?
A) Read marty's mind
B) Run him over
C) Set Marty on fire

Ok, that's it for now mah friends, next quiz part as soon as i'm bothered and FYI this took me around an hour to do and is only 391 words long so I gotta up my writing speed.

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