Zodiac signs as Michael tweets.
Aries: I want to google the name of this song but the only way I can describe it is 'ba da da ba daaaa'
Taurus: Will never understand how people eat tomatoes.. goodnight
Gemini: just tried to plug my phone charger into my biscuit lol
Cancer: Real bands save fans, real fans save bands
Leo: going to the beach! lol jk Im staying inside forever
Virgo: IF I EXERCISE WHY AM I STILL FAT
Libra: There's no better feeling than being called someone's sunshine.. you're my sunshine
Scorpio: i wish 'bonerific' was a word in the dictionary
Sagittarius: Housekeeping just came in and I'm in my pikachu onesie. oh god
Capricorn: Just watched a chick flick with Luke, now we need to do something manly like pushups or eat steak
Aquarius: I'M SO ANNOYED
Pisces: 'Want anything from Starbucks?' '3 more hours of sleep'
you guys don't comment that much anymore :((