Mr. Deep: As a master of espionage and stealth, you seem like the kind of guy who would pride himself on knowing how people function and how to predict their movements.
Spy: Naturally.
Mr. Deep: So what is your analysis on Pyro?
Spy: Pyro is...an interesting individual. His actions are ever quite consistent to what personality can be inferred from him. He likely suffers from some form of chronic distress or pain.
Mr. Deep: A psychological issue?
Spy: His actions are likely derived from a combination of pyromania and schizophrenia. The result is a mind of cruelty and inhuman thoughts.
Mr. Deep: That could definitely explain a lot of things. What are you actions toward him when in battle?
Spy: As a Spy, I try to avoid conspicuous situations. So I avoid most of my allies in order to fool my other "allies". Pyro's fire also does not connect well with my cloaks and disguises.
Mr. Deep: Seems reasonable.
Spy: Now if you don't mind, I have the go hide a dead body, and I don't feel like killing you right now.
Mr. Deep: O...k... I'll be going now.
Who is the Pyro?
By MrDeep
A reporter interviews the RED Mercs regarding their personal take on the identity of their mumbling comrade... More