This is dedicated to my good friend xXLouiseMalfoyXx because well she's a good friend XD
NO OFFENCE TO GOTHS
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Harry: You know Snape you have really inspired me
Snape: How?
Harry: To turn goth
Snape: How on earth have I inspired you to turn goth?!
Harry: Isn't it obvious my greasy haired friend? You wear black all the time and you stay in dark places!
Snape: Mr Potter I find that offencive!
Harry: The truth hurts dude!
Snape: You're just like your father lazy! Arrogant! -
Harry: Awesome, amazing, too cool for you!
Snape: Potter leave!
Harry: Awesomeness is leaving the building! *Exits*
*Half an hour later*
Ron: Have you seen Harry, Hermione?
Hermione: No I haven't but I heard he was inspired by Snape about something...
Ron: That's odd!
Hermione: I know! Just like you!
Harry: Hey guys! *Enters*
Hermione: HARRY WHAT THE DEVIL ARE YOU WEARING?!
Harry: Clothes! Duh!
Ron: You're a mini Snape!
Harry: No I'm goth you idiot!
Ron: Oh....
Hermione: Why are you goth?
Harry: Because when Mouldysnort sees me he'll be scared to death!
Voldermort: Lalala! Follow the butterflies!
Ron: OI! THAT'S MY LINE!
Voldermort: Yeah whatever...Huh? OH MY GOD WHO IS THAT?!
Harry: YOU'RE WORST NIGHTMARE!
Voldermort: *Runs off screaming like a girl*
Harry: You may now bow at my awesomness...
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Hope you enjoyed it comments much appreciated