Voldemort: Voldemort! Voldemort! Ooh Voldie Voldie Voldemort!
Wormtail: Wa, wa, wa, wow
Voldemort: WORMTAIL YOU DID IT WRONG! *Whacks Wormtail* SHOW SOME ENTHUSIASIM!
Wormtail: Sorry my Lord! I fear we need back up!
Voldemort: But who shall be my backup?
Wormtail: There can only be one...
Voldemort: You're not talking about....?
Wormtail: Yes, yes I am...
*Half an hour later*
Bellatrix: Bellatrix! Bellatrix! Ooh Bella Bella Bellatrix!
Voldemort: Wa, wa, wa, wow
Bellatrix: OOH! VoldyMouldy! That was excellent!
Voldemort: Thanks...
Bellatrix: Cheer up VoldieKins!
Voldemort: Don't want to...
Bellatrix: I will have to call the agony aunt!
Voldemort: Don't care! *Pouts*
*
Lucius: What seems to be the problem?
Voldemort: My life sucks! I want a nose ring but I can't because I have no nose!
Lucius: Pity my Lord...Who shall you crucio?
Voldemort: Don't want to crucio! Me want a hug!
Lucius: *Gulps* Who from?
Bellatrix: I'M COMING VOLDIEKINS! *Hugs Voldie*
Voldemort: Hmph!
Lucius: AWW HAPPY FAMILIES!
Voldemort: CRUCIO!
Lucius: No! No! I didn't mean it!