This is dedicated to Shona because she gave me the idea of the conversation! Thanks Shona!
Hagrid: Professor Dumbledore I heard tha' there is a beard contest!
Dumbledore: Ah yes I heard about that! Are you entering?
Hagrid: Yes sir! Wha' about yerself?
Dumbledore: Indeed I am Hagrid
Hagrid: Who do yer think is going to win?
Dumbledore: Personally myself I have been growing my beard for a long time
Hagrid: Yer think so? I think i'm goin to win!
Dumbledore: You did not just go there sista!
Hagrid: Oh yer! I went there!
Dumbledore: How dare you! I'm going to win!
Hagrid: I dared!
Dumbledore: Why you little - !
*Unfortunatley Oldie and pet lover got into a fight, their beards got tangled up and they had to go to St Mungos to get them cut off so neither of them won the beard contest...Instead Harry Potter won it for being apparently awesome*
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