#JEEEEESSSSUUUUUSSSS
Youth Pastor: So why are we serving at this thing?
Kid #1: Jesus!
YP: I- okay. Yes, but- anyone else?
Kid #2: Because of Jesus..?
YP: *sigh* All right, but-
Kid #3: To serve Jesus!
YP: I'm outlawing any answer that contains the word "Jesus."
Kid #4: ... Because of the Bible?
*later*
YP: Right! So what should we be doing instead?
Kid #1: Following Jesus!
YP: Get out.
*way later*
YP: So, if (something i can't remember), then (something else I can't remember)?
Kid #1: *visibly jittering in the corner as he resists the urge to say Jesus*
*way way later*
YP: So who should we be following?
*silence*
YP: *nudges Kid #1* you got this bro
Kid #1: Je... Je... Jesus?
YP: You got it! But how do we know which choice is actually following Jesus?
Kid #1: We listen to Jesus!
YP: Yes but-
Kid #1: We follow Jesus!
YP: okay but like-
Kid #1: JEEEEESSSSUUUUUSSSS
YP: *sighs into hands*