Aries: Skipping school because you were having a bubble bath
Taurus: Not being able to walk somewhere because there's a fucking coffee mug in the way
GEMINI: Not being able to shower because the toilet is too close to the shower
Cancer: Falling asleep with your head on the plate
Leo: Swimming to death because somebody took away the ladder
Virgo: Accidentally burning up your house because you suck at cooking
Libra: Seeing a ghost
Scorpio: Becoming a vampire, cuz why not
Sagittarius: Doing the "WooHoo"
Capricorn: Meeting the penguin
Aquarius: Getting picked up by aliens *cries of happiness*
Pisces: Watching your fish do fishy things