Who The Signs Are Most Likely to Kill

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Aries: Donald Trump

Taurus: minions

GEMINI: a spider (they'd probably make someone else do it for them though) (You don't understand how accurate this is!!!)

Cancer: Meek Mill

Leo: a fuckboy

Virgo: the person who invented crocs

Libra: a stupid hoe

Scorpio: everyone at school

Sagittarius: overly priced clothing

Capricorn: white people who try to whip

Aquarius: anyone who annoys them

Pisces: nobody bc they're a sweet lil cinnamon roll

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