Lies. Phonies.Hypocrites.
Deidre Hames is determined not to fall into any of your stupid categorical stereotypes.
After moving halfway across the world, Deidre is stuck in the past trying to (unsuccessfully) move through the sticky bog of the future. A bog with plenty of fog. And it smells darn awful.
Faced with very real hypocritical parents and a new high school hierarchy of backstabbers, you'd think Deidre would pull her shit together.
But she's fallen for a girl. And trust me, Deidre Hames falls for no one, even if you happen to be a delicious, chewy oat cookie.
When Fate throws shit at you, you throw it right back, ladies and gentlemen. And when you're dealing with Deidre, you're dealing with snark, anger, plenty of bad opinions and a very big mouth.
It looks like we've got an impending shitfest.
Oh well. Life wouldn't interesting without throwing some shit at the fan, right?
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the shit life of Deidre Hames. Sit back and please be prepared for a shittonne of shit, swearing, lies and potholes ahead.Oh, and disappointment.
(I did warn you.)