Funny tumblr posts

By alexisnotademon

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Im weird bleh More

Facts about meh
Stupid stuff i find funny
More tumblr posts
A/n
More facts about me
Tumblr posts
Part 4
Birds
The fault in our stars
SpreAd this like wild fire
new americana
Whats worse
celebrity pregnancy
Mother bucker
This is gospel
Chicken nuggets
onions
fandom shirt
Freeze
Demons
Harry potter a summary
Telling life story to strangers
Homework
Ever lost something
2016
October 31 vs noveber 1st
Dogs
New book
What even are cats
tumblr posts 2
coming out/something you need to know
collection part 2
we're dating
its been a while XD
twenty one pilots
peter pot
kim carcrashian
boy crazy
part ??
cricket
lesbian aunt
funny story
birds
youtube
coming out
kims other kid
who?
ants
worrier
;)
dogs
Update
gay
me as a lawyer
harry potter
i miss you
me tbh
honestly
robber
birthday
deadname/rant
haircut
2014 vs 2016

Collection #1

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By alexisnotademon

Okay so for this chapter I'm just gonna have a bunch of DIFFERENT tumblr posts
Here we go

    I either crush on someone for .03 seconds or 4667883 years there is no in between
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I hope one day Taylor swift one day releases a song about her cats just so the media could sit and wonder which one of her fictional and non fictional lovers used to vomit in her shoes, rip up her furniture and bring her dead things as peace offerings.
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Have you ever met someone who's smile looks like it could make flowers grow?
Did u mean :Ashton Irwin

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Little kids are so creepy

Example:   I have a student who kisses me on the arm everyday and whispers "there you'll live until tomorrow" and one day he didn't kiss me. And when he came to school the next morning he looked genuinely surprised to see me alive

Okay so guys update on my little problem we heart it was "fixed" but unfortunately I can no longer see comments it says be the first one to comment" whenever I try to look . I tried deleting watt pad and redownloading it but it didn't work so I'm fucked. So if you want to comment(pls do) u might as well just message me
Yeah so but hey I'm updating so YAS
Also vote /comment/add to library
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Anyways buh bye

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