You guys all think that Canada is so innocent but in year one I had a geography teacher with 3 fingers and he gave me a C because I pronounced Kenya differently then him and when my mom reported it to the office we found out he wasn't even supposed to be teaching at my school (a/n he doesn't even go here hehe)
He was literally some stranger who wandered in
Teacher: okay sing the ABCs
Me: ABDEFGHIJKLNOPQSTUVWXYZ
teacher: you forgot 3 letters
Me: yeah MCR they don't exist anymore
Class: *everyone sobbing*
If a donkey can date a dragon why can't I date Ashton Irwin
Ex emo kid grows up and becomes a piano teacher
Guy: nah kid I'm over my emo phase. Alright the first note we are gonna learn today is G its located right there on the keyboard
* beginning piano notes from welcome to the black parade*
Guy : WHEN I WAS
A/N hasn't been even 3 hrs and this book has 1 vote 9 reads and 3 comments what is this logic
