I was quite worried I was updating more than I was writing future chapters, but I just checked and I'm like 20 chapters ahead in the story xD so no more worrying haha!
You have no idea how much pain I'm in right now haha! I had a blood test for uni cause I have to have injections to make sure I'm immune to certain stuff if I want to do my course. Thing is, I'm really scared of needles. What's worse, is that the nurses who do my injections and today's blood test know nothing about 'what NOT to tell a patient.' Even if I wasn't already scared of needles, I would have been after talking to them >.<
"The needle is big but don't worry."
"I can't find the vein."
Gee, I have so much confidence in them right now o.O yeah, never again.
Anyway, back to the fanfic, I hope y'all enjoying it and don't forget to vote if you enjoyed! Or leave a cheeky comment if you love it that much you had to put it in words xD
"15 days to Christmas!" I cheered as I landed on Dan's bed with my advent calendar. Dan groaned, but a smiled crossed his lips as he wrapped his arms around me. I greedily opened day 15 of the calendar and broke the chocolate in half, popping half in my mouth and gave the other half to Dan, who crunched it between his teeth.
"Nom nom." He mumbled, shutting his eyes.
"So what's on the agenda today?"
"Me and Phil are making a video. For Radio 1."
"Like last year?"
"You watched that?" Dan perked up, and I giggled.
"Of course I did." I blushed. "This is our first Christmas together."
"I'm excited, are you?"
"Duh!" I had everything planned. For Jess I had gotten her a necklace, Phil I got another game to add to all the ones Dan had got him, as well as I got them both a photo frame with a collage of photos of them, with a few of me and Dan in too. It was the most effort I had put into something, and I was practically broke now. Even the holiday booking was a huge pain, having to call places to make sure Dan was free. Until I realised that was stupid. Phil knew about the holiday, because naturally instead of calling hundreds of people I just went to one. A few calls later, and Phil told me he had booked work off for Dan for two weeks.
The Muse tickets arrived yesterday and when Dan went out I wrapped them together. I figured Dan would take Phil, so technically Phil was getting more presents from me now.
As for my injury, it was getting better. Healing nicely. I still had to be careful but there was less chance of anything bad happening. So naturally things picked back up between me and Dan, if you get my drift. I climbed out of bed and grabbed one of Dan's shirts, pulling it over my head.
"Dan, did you ever get anything from Crystal in the end?" I knewI shouldn't bring up the C word, but really, I thought it was a big deal.
Dan sighed loudly. "Do we have to talk about her?"
"Considering she claimed to be having your kid, yeah."
Dan groaned. "No, she didn't. I think she faked it all to try split us up."
"I hope so. I mean like, faked it."
"Me too." Dan pouted at me, and I walked over to kiss him quickly. He pulled me closer, and I laughed.
"Dan, I have things to do!"
"What exactly is that?"
"I'm looking for a job." I pressed my lips together. I knew Dan wouldn't be happy about it.
"Why?" He frowned.
"Because! I'm broke! I don't have money to spend, but I'm spending! I need to get an income."
"What about the vlogging? That got you some money, right?"
I sighed. "Yeah well we haven't done that in a while."
"Maybe we should start making them again." He leaned over to the bedside table and grabbed the small red camera. He turned it on and smirked at me.
"Hey internet! We decided to restart this channel, I know we were away for a while but you know what happened, and then Lia got shot and it was just very crazy. Say hi Lia!"
I groaned. "Dan I'm not decent." I kept tugging at the hem of Dan's shirt.
"It'll be fine. It's big on you."
"Fatty." I muttered, smirking at him. Dan turned the camera to him.
"We have a love hate relationship, obviously."
"Tell them what you're doing today." I smiled at him as I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth and wash my face. When I got back to the bedroom, Dan had stopped talking to the camera and it was on the table. I grabbed some panties and got changed into a suitable dress code for the day. Dan sighed.
"You're still going out, aren't you?"
"Yup." I smirked at him. "Dan... YouTube is your thing. Nobody is interested in watching me, they only subscribed because you are my boyfriend."
"That's not true."
I gave him a look. "Sure."
Phil stuck his head in the bedroom. "Me and Jess are going out for coffee, anyone want anything?"
"I'll walk down with you. I'm heading out." I grabbed my bag and ran to kiss Dan. "See you soon."
Okay so after an hour I had given up handing around CVs. I didn't have much on the CV so I was pretty screwed anyway.
I was wondering around London, not really intending to go somewhere, but more so feeling touristy for once. I felt my phone vibrate and I answered.
"Hello?"
"Hey, are you going to be home before 4?"
"I'm just walking around London right now, so I dunno. Why?"
"What happened to job hunting? And cause me and Phil are popping out for an hour or two and won't be back until 4."
"Okay. I'll probably be back then cause it'll get dark and all. Stupid winter." I looked around and suddenly a girl screamed.
"It's Dan's girlfriend!"
I continued walking but called over my shoulder. "It's actually Lia, you know."
Dan laughed loudly. "Oh my, I wish I could see your face."
"Hold on a second." I sighed as some girls came running to me. "Hey!" I took photos with them for a minute and held my phone out. "I'm talking to Dan right now say hi to him."
When I left them I put the phone back to my ear.
"I hate you Lia."
I giggled. "They screamed so loudly I felt bad for a second then."
"I'm deaf." He spoke to Phil for a second. "I'm in shake-a-way."
"Where's that?"
"They had one in Manchester it was the best but they've opened one up near us. Where are you?"
"Piccadilly Circus." I popped into a local coffee shop and ordered a drink. "Job hunting failed miserably."
"I'm glad, to be honest." Dan sighed. "But now I feel bad. I'm being selfish."
"Well if any of the places call me back, which I doubt they will, you have no choice but let me work."
"Fine...Phil! Look, Lia, I'll see you soon, give me a call if you need anything. Bye, I love you."
"Love you too." I murmured, hanging up and putting my phone away.
So how traumatizing has your days been? Can it beat mine? xD If you think you have stiff competition to my day, leave me a comment so I can feel slightly better that my day could have been more horrific xD
I've also noticed how I've turned into a complete innuendo! I was writing my script for my next video and I'm doing 50 facts about me, and one thing which is kind of like a no-no for me is eating things with wooden stuff, like cutlery, chopsticks, you know. I don't know whether anyone owns them but I do, and in my script it actually says 'I don't like wooden things in my mouth. I don't like the taste of the wood or the texture on my tongue.' I kid you not. And I'm being fully honest, wood in my mouth is like biting on your fork accidentally and it making your mouth feel disgusting. I once got given a wooden spoon to eat my icecream with at the Eden Project in Scotland and I couldn't enjoy it because of the spoon. So I'm going to have to figure out how to be less of a walking innuendo.
Until tomorrow, that girl who's life people laugh at, I bid you farewell xD
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