Kid Icarus: Uprising Jokes!

By Rosie_Lovette1234

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Ask! Dare! Jokes! YAY! STEP RIGHT UP AND GIVE US SOME DARES!!! WE'VE GOT THE WHOLE KI:U CREW HERE READY FOR S... More

A/N AKA intro
Face kicking 101
Pissed off Pittoo
Hyo-Ri-Hwang
YangYang2002
Dark Pits Funniest Expression
YangYang2002
Hyo-Ri-Hwang
Doodle...
A/N
LucinaLowell
DancerofDawn21
Ceil Is Cuter :3
LucinaLowell
RealMelodyHope
Black Pit's Nickname (Japanese ver.)
Hyo-Ri-Hwang
YangYang2002
Mind Controller >:3
♥1234's Hatred For The Angels
RealMelodyHope
Gia1023
Random Stuffies
The Most Funniest Rageqiut You Will Read
¿¿¿1.04K???
--Just_A_Fangirl--
RealMelodyHope
My Followers And I
Newcomazzz!!!!!!
WHACK UR PHONE AGSINT DA WALL!!!
@Mangled23
Pittoo Can Finally Man Up
Pitty Pat Wants Some?
IT'S CHRIMMAS
XMAS IN SKYWORLD!
LATE DISCLAIMER
@misfitrogue
Happy New Year 2016
NO LEMON PLEASE. I DON'T FANCY LEMON.
@RealMelodyHope
@LucinaLowell
@DancerofDawn21
@Bonnie_the_Latias
@SierraTheHedgehog
@RealMelodyHope
@2DarknessQueens
@2DarknessQueens
@blue_burst16
@blue_burst16 @2DarknessQueens
@blue_burst16
@Bonnie_the_Latias
@blue_burst16
@YangYang2002
@blue_burst16
@RealMelodyHope
Floor Ice-Cream Flirting
@RealMelodyHope
@Maddie_uprising
@Bonnie_the_Latias
@blue_burst16
@Meghan_Pithree2155
@DancerofDawn21
@blue_burst16
@FnafMudkip7705
Idk
@2DarknessQueens
5K VIEWS WTF?!
Long Requested Request
@IrishHetalian
@Bonnie_the_Latias
@Hylissa
@_Believe_the_Angel_
@Artsy_Cam
@GADDAMMITGUYS!
VALENTINES DAY!
@MovesLikeJaeger21
@azanime
EMERGENCY SHOUTOUT
@Hylissa
@pingas24
@pittytheangel
@pingas24
@blue_burst16
They Lied
@MovesLikeJaeger21
@OliviaTheGreat2155
@MovesLikeJaeger21 & @TinytheChicken
@Kidicaruslover
@Charmybee123
@MovesLikeJaeger21
NOW WHERE WAS I?!
@YangYang2002
Chapter Two Changed Everything
@DancerofDawn21
Looky Here...
Yesh
Chocolate
@GIGO525
@Rayzie663
@RealMelodyHope
@Charmybee123
... friends...
YAY PARTAY TIME!!!!!!! XD
@blue_burst16
SORRY HERE ARE YOUR DARES!
HAPPY EFFING BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!!! XD
AUTHORS REVEAL
Tip Backwards! >~<
@OliviaTheGreat2155
Mind = Blown
FREAKING TAGGED AGAIN WITH BALLET SHOES
@RealMelodyHope
@poke-fangirl
Life Of A Fangirl ;)
Authors note (DONT TRY TO STOP ME)

RealMelodyHope

446 9 13
By Rosie_Lovette1234

RealMelodyHope: I dare Pit and Viridi to do the Cinnamon Challenge! For when the challenge is over, have some water for them.. (Viridi, don't tell her, but she will have SOAPY water.. as her punishment from before.)

Pit: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! PWEEZ NUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!

Viridi: WHY?!

Author: Here! *gives them ginormous spoonfuls of cinnamon each*

Pit: AUTHOR! TAKE THAT FRICKIN' SPOON AWAY AND MAKE IT SMALLER!!!!!!!

Author: Tee hee! You'll survive! *hugs him and pecks him on the cheek*

Pit: *blushes* uh...

Palutena: Eat it!

Phosphera: *pushes Author out of the way and stuffs the spoon into Pit's mouth* *growls at Author and glares*

Viridi: *stuffs it in*

Pit: PHOSHRATAKITOUT!

Phosphera: What? I'm sorry, I can't hear you!

Pit: ISEDTAKITOUT!

Palutena: Phosphera take it out.

Phosphera: Aww. Okay. *takes out spoon*

Viridi: *takes out spoon*

Pit: *coughs out the cinnamon* WHERE'S THE WATER?!

Viridi: *coughs out the cinnamon* WATER! WATER! WATER! WATER! WATER! WATER!  WATER! WATER!

Authour: *winks at Medusa*

Medusa: *passes wink to Magnus*

Magnus: *passes wink to Pittoo*

Pittoo: *prepares the soapy water*

Author: Here Pit! *gives him freshly purified water*

Phosphera: *maddness overload*

Pit: *drinks* thank you!

Author: Any time Pit! ^^

Pittoo: Here *gives her the SOAPY water*

Viridi: Thanks!  *drinks water* GUH *blacks out*

Author: ha ha >:3

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