Fee's POV
"KEENAN!" Tori screamed
Once again, I find myself hiding in my room- this time it's not me hiding... it's Keenan. He's under the bed- while I'm on the top of the bed.
"Fee? Am I in that much trouble?" Keenan whispered to me
"Fuck yeah. You're doomed."
*Tori kicks the bedroom door in, with a flame-resistant mask and a flame-thrower*
"Tori! What did I say about flame-throwers in the house?"
*She turns and looks at me, rolling her eyes*
"Only to attack Keenan, not Fee. Yes, I know."
I nodded. "Don't set me house on fire please."
*Keenan crawls out from under the bed and glares at me*
"Hey! I didn't agree to that!"
"Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenaaaaaaaaaaaaan..." Tori sings
*Keenan's eyes widen*
"Oh crap"
*Keenan runs out the door with Tori following*
"Honestly, you'd think they were violent 6 year olds..." I muttered
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*Fee walks in the lounge-room to find Tori lying down on the couch with Keenan straddling her*
"AWWW! Gross! Guys! Get a room!" I screamed
*Keenan looks at me and smirks*
"We are in a room"
*He turns back and continues planting kisses down Tori's neck, Tori unable to bring herself to stop him*
"Well... USE PROTECTION!" I screamed as I ran out of the room, pelting condoms at them.
"EWW!" Tori screamed
*Keenan thumped onto the floor after being pushed off by Tori*
I smirked "On with the story..."