messages // j.g

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jack

2 new messages from andrea

a: jack?

a: can I ask you a question?

j: you just did sweetie

a: I'm rolling my eyes so hard at you through this screen.

j: okay ask as many questions as you want pumpkin

a: how many pet names do you have I'm gROANING

j: is that seriously what you wanted to ask me? I thought it was gonna be all serious and deep

a: no

j: okay

j: so what were you gonna ask

a: why do you talk to me?

j: why do I talk to you?

a: yea

j: why wouldn't I talk to you?

a: don't answer my question with another question you dumb bitch

j: you're so cute aw

a: you're such a fuckboy aw

j: okay but back to the point

j: why wouldn't I talk to you?

a: BC I looked at your profile...

j: so..?

a: you have like two million followers and a shit load of girls craving your dick. why do you talk to me? you have so many girls dying to talk to you and a whole bunch of them are prettier and funnier and better than me so why me

j: baby

j: did you hear that

a: what..?

j: that was the sound of my heart breaking

a: stfu

j: :(((( I don't wanna hear you put yourself down ever again baby girl

a: uh okay sure

j: I'm serious.

j: you're absolutely gorgeous. so what if someone else thinks another girl is prettier than you or funnier than you or better than you? beauty is only what that person sees. and if you wanna know what I see in you, it's the most gorgeous and sweet girl I've ever talked to. and she's funny and beautiful and she drives me crazy and doesn't even know it. she's so amazing and she doesn't even realize and it's both beautiful and heartbreaking at the same time. so if you wanna know why I talk to you, it's because you're just you

j: Andrea?

j: where did ya go babe

a: sorry I was just crying a little

j: tf why :(((

a: cause that's like the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me besides my grandma

j: you're grandma? I'm laughing so hard

a: don't judge I used to live with my grandma bc my parents were dick shits

j: what even is a dick shit

a: Idek ... a shit... that comes from a dick?

j: wtf HAHAHAHA

a: hey jackie

j: I'm not a girl

j: but what babe

a: where do you live??

j: I'm from Omaha but I'm usually in LA

a: fun fun

j: where are you from pumpkin

a: Minnesota whoo

j: cold

a: st. Vincent so up really close to the canadian border

j: even colder :(

a: I'm used to it ding bat it just feels normal

a: and I live in LA now lol

j: ig so haha

j: wanna do something for me :)))))))

a: no I don't mr. creepy smile

j: please kitten :(

a: ugh fine what

j: :))))))

j: will you send me a selfie

a: haha ig why

j: jack wants to know what you look like

a: why are you talking about yourself in third person babe

j: ASDFGHJKL

j: KCOSJAVEODOFISJS

j: HAKDKDKDNSHAJAHAHAHDKFKDJR

a: what the shit is wrong with you jack

j: YOU JUST CALLED ME BABE

a: no I didn't ...?

j: YES YOU DID HAHA AW THATS SO ADORABLE

j: ARE YOU EMBARRASSED

j: aawwwwww baby you can call me babe all you want I don't care ;)

j: or anything else

j: like daddy ;)

a: fuckboy

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