*Clears throat* Excuse me everyone out there including the Aliens from Planet Zork.
To all Australian kids (you know that 'kids' are baby goats right?)
If you ever feel like you're weak or pathetic, remember:
You live in the most dangerous and hostile country, where every creature is murderous and deadly. You're automatically more hardcore than any other kid in any other country.
This is actually quite uplifting.