Kid Icarus: Uprising Jokes!

By Rosie_Lovette1234

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Ask! Dare! Jokes! YAY! STEP RIGHT UP AND GIVE US SOME DARES!!! WE'VE GOT THE WHOLE KI:U CREW HERE READY FOR S... More

A/N AKA intro
Face kicking 101
Pissed off Pittoo
Hyo-Ri-Hwang
YangYang2002
Dark Pits Funniest Expression
YangYang2002
Hyo-Ri-Hwang
Doodle...
A/N
LucinaLowell
DancerofDawn21
Ceil Is Cuter :3
LucinaLowell
Black Pit's Nickname (Japanese ver.)
Hyo-Ri-Hwang
YangYang2002
Mind Controller >:3
♥1234's Hatred For The Angels
RealMelodyHope
Gia1023
Random Stuffies
The Most Funniest Rageqiut You Will Read
¿¿¿1.04K???
--Just_A_Fangirl--
RealMelodyHope
RealMelodyHope
My Followers And I
Newcomazzz!!!!!!
WHACK UR PHONE AGSINT DA WALL!!!
@Mangled23
Pittoo Can Finally Man Up
Pitty Pat Wants Some?
IT'S CHRIMMAS
XMAS IN SKYWORLD!
LATE DISCLAIMER
@misfitrogue
Happy New Year 2016
NO LEMON PLEASE. I DON'T FANCY LEMON.
@RealMelodyHope
@LucinaLowell
@DancerofDawn21
@Bonnie_the_Latias
@SierraTheHedgehog
@RealMelodyHope
@2DarknessQueens
@2DarknessQueens
@blue_burst16
@blue_burst16 @2DarknessQueens
@blue_burst16
@Bonnie_the_Latias
@blue_burst16
@YangYang2002
@blue_burst16
@RealMelodyHope
Floor Ice-Cream Flirting
@RealMelodyHope
@Maddie_uprising
@Bonnie_the_Latias
@blue_burst16
@Meghan_Pithree2155
@DancerofDawn21
@blue_burst16
@FnafMudkip7705
Idk
@2DarknessQueens
5K VIEWS WTF?!
Long Requested Request
@IrishHetalian
@Bonnie_the_Latias
@Hylissa
@_Believe_the_Angel_
@Artsy_Cam
@GADDAMMITGUYS!
VALENTINES DAY!
@MovesLikeJaeger21
@azanime
EMERGENCY SHOUTOUT
@Hylissa
@pingas24
@pittytheangel
@pingas24
@blue_burst16
They Lied
@MovesLikeJaeger21
@OliviaTheGreat2155
@MovesLikeJaeger21 & @TinytheChicken
@Kidicaruslover
@Charmybee123
@MovesLikeJaeger21
NOW WHERE WAS I?!
@YangYang2002
Chapter Two Changed Everything
@DancerofDawn21
Looky Here...
Yesh
Chocolate
@GIGO525
@Rayzie663
@RealMelodyHope
@Charmybee123
... friends...
YAY PARTAY TIME!!!!!!! XD
@blue_burst16
SORRY HERE ARE YOUR DARES!
HAPPY EFFING BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!!! XD
AUTHORS REVEAL
Tip Backwards! >~<
@OliviaTheGreat2155
Mind = Blown
FREAKING TAGGED AGAIN WITH BALLET SHOES
@RealMelodyHope
@poke-fangirl
Life Of A Fangirl ;)
Authors note (DONT TRY TO STOP ME)

RealMelodyHope

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By Rosie_Lovette1234

RealMelodyHope: I dare Palutena or Viridi to turn Pit into a cat. (Wouldn't it also turn Pittoo into a cat too?)

Pit: Goddammit....

Pittoo: Good luck Pit.

Palutena: *Turns Pit into a cat*

Pit: Mrow? Meow!!!!! (A-A cat!? A white fluffy cat?!)

♥1234: okay Pit you are now a white main coon cat! (My fave cat species)

Pit: Mrow? (I'm a what?)

Viridi: The spell should wear off in a few days.

Pit: MEOW?! (WHAT?! I'LL BE A CAT FOR THAT LONG?!)

♥1234: Come here you! *picks up Pit and pats him*

Pit: *purrs*(uh... why does that feel good and relaxing?)

Pittoo: Well glad I'm not one of those...

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