I was going to put a couple of my shorter autocorrects here I have saved in a big 'ol collection, then this happened. Sorry it's some long.
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(trying to get Khonsu to join Wattpad...)
Khonsu: I got homework to do and then I'll draw.
Shadenight: *glades*
Khonsu: I assume *glares*, I don't know how you glade.
Shadenight: *sprays you with a can of lavender air freshmen*
Shadenight: Freshmen!
Shadenight: Freshmen
Shadenight: Freshmen
Shadenight: D*mmit!
Khonsu: The h*ll?
Shadenight: Freshener
Shadenight: There.
Khonsu: Haha
Shadenight: I'm cracking up here, that was funny.
Khonsu: *actually laughing*
Shadenight: Autocorrect is awesome
Khonsu: Yep. I don't know why it's such a problem for you.
Shadenight: Autocorrect sees, autocorrect knows.
Khonsu: *chuckle* (explains a short story)
Shadenight: That's not God.
Shadenight: Good -_-
(few messages later)
Shadenight: Stole some Reid(my chicken and TV show characters...) from my roommate(who does have a name).
Shadenight: TWIX
Khonsu: Huh?
Shadnight: TWIX.
Shadenight: Twix. The candy. There.
Khonsu: I assumed. You don't have to yell though.
Shadenight: I have a messaging issue today.
Khonsu: Yes, yes you so
Shadenight: I so?
Khonsu: *actually laughing* do, you do
Shadenight: It's a virus, it spreads.
Khonsu: Which side of the twin do you like better?
Khonsu: *twix
Khnosu: I don't think your eating twins...