How thirsty the signs are:
Aries: a honest 80%
Taurus: 43%
Gemini: either 32% or 98%
Cancer: 65%
Leo: 79%
Virgo: most people think they're like 40% but for real they're 100%
Libra: 64%
Scorpio: 69%
Sagittarius: 89%
Capricorn: 91%
Aquarius: no one knows, not even themselves
Pisces: 51%
QOTC: Who knows you the best?