So.
This is another do/do not chapter on...
Titles.
As you can see up the top there, titles are important.
This is a classic problem: You've written an amazing(/ly bad) story and want to title it.
Here's an example:
...as he majestically shook his brown hair, shining majestically in the moonlight, he turned into a cow and walked into the distance...
Appropriate titles:
Harry styles: professional werecow
ET: the ExtramajesTical
Truly majestic
Inappropriate titles:
(Anything that has to do with the story other than one adverb)
Do you see a pattern here?
People like stuff with misleading titles, for example
The Millionaire's daughter
A romantic comedy of a small town grandpa meeting the love of his life overseas
Side note: nothing to do with millionaires.
Paranormal Happenings
The story of a girl named Clint Eastwood who travels the world to locate her lost boyfriend
Side Note: Clint eastwood?
Donkey Conga and the Mystery of the Pretentious Moron
A drama/musical of a man who eats a salad and deals with the consequences.
Side note: Who writes these things?
Side note: My advice is not to be followed.