Again, God help me; getting closer and closer to the end. Thank god; I dunno how much more my brain can take.
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Chapter 27. vampirz wil never hurt u [What the fuck.]
AN: u no wut!111 I dnot giv a fok wut u prepz fink abot me!1111 [Then why are you writing this book?] so stup flaming da foking story bichez!1111 [Calling your so called fans bitches isn't nice, Tara; did I mention the original writers name was Tara? I can't spell her last name but. Yep. She fell off the face of the Earth; she's probably disappointed with this fanfic and decided to never come back.] fangz 2 raven 4 ur luv n sport [Sport?] n help i luv u gurl soz i kodnt update lol I wuz rly deprezzd n I silt muh rists I had 2 go 2 da hospital [You don't need to go to the hospital for slitting your wrists; the only time you go is if you hit a major vein in your arm and you begin to bleed out. A single few slits will just make the skin clot and turn into scabs rather quickly. How do I know this? Because I've done this before. Nice try on the guilt tripping.] rraven u rok gurl!11111111111111111111
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Every1 in the room stated to cry happly- I had saved them. [Why the holy balls would they cry happily? Why not smile? Laugh? Walk away?] Drako, Lucian, Serious bond Vampire all came to hug me. The nurse started to give them medicine.
"Cum on Enoby." [Cum. No.] said Proffesor Sinatra. [Sinatra? ...Senorita..?] She was wearing a gothic blak leader dress [Dresses don't lead.] with a corset top and real vampir blood on it and fuking black platinum boots. [How the bloody tits do you get real Vampire blood? They're not real; oh wait. In Tara's mind their real. Fuck.] "I have to tell you the fucking perdition." [What is that word?]
I locked at Lucian, Serifs, [???] Drake and Vampire. They nodded.
I smelled happily [Smelled happily? Your nose doesn't have emotions.] and went into a dark room. I had changed Profesor Sinister took out some black cards. She started to look into a black crucible [Crystal.] ball. She said...........................[She said too many fucking dots for one paragraph.] "Tara, [I thought her name was Ebony?] I see drak [Dank Memes.] times are near." She said badly. [Badly..? Tara, you don't need to add an 'ly' after the end of every little thing. Too many adverbs for one shitty book.] She peered into da balls. [Man ballz.] "You see, you must go back in time." She took out a Time-Toner [Time-Tuner.] like B'loody Mary had. "When Voldemint [He's now minty fresh!] was in Hogwarts before he became powerful he gut his hearth borken. Now do you fink he would still become Volxemort if he was in love?" I shook my head. "U must go back in time and sedouce him. It is the only way. If he is still evil then you must kill him. You can come to my room tomorrow and you can do it." [All of this interaction between whoever the fuck this is and EBONY, is really, really disgusting.]
"Okay." I said sadly. We did dethz tuch sin. I went outside again sadly.
"What fucking happened?" asked Draco and Vampire.
"Yeah what happened?" asked Darkness, Willow and Boldy Mary? [Boldy? Bald?]
I was about to tell them butt every1 was there. They were celebrating Lucian and Sirius being fond. Everyone was proud of me butt [Ass.] I jut wonted 2 talk 2 Draco. They were cheesing [Cheesing? Laughing.] my name and some reporters were there, trying to interview Dumblydore. [At least it's not Dumbledork or Dumbledum.] A banner was put up. Lotz of fucking prepz were there oviously tring 2 be b goffik wering the HIM sign on their handz- depite them not having akshelly [...Actually..] heard of him. Even Mr. Noris looked happy. A blak and red cake had been brought out. Crabbe and Goyke [Murder me please.] set up some fireworx in the shape of skulls from Wesley's Whizard Wises.
I put on my Invisibility coke with Vampire and Draco and we sneaked outside 2gether. [To go have a threesome and screw like rabbits.]
Chapter 28.
AN: I sed stop gflmaing da story it wuz a miskat wen profsor relory sed dat ok!11111111 GO 2 FOKENG HELL!1111 U SUK! fangz 2 fily 4 da help!1! raven hav fun wif kiwi!1111111 [My brain doesn't exist anymore; it's now a melted ball of a mush in my skull.]
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We went in2 a blak room. The wallz were blak with portraits of gothic bands lik MCR, GC and Marlin Mason all over them. A big black coffin was in the middle. Red vevlet lined da blak box. There were three chairs made of bones with real skullz in dem. I wuz wearing a blak corset bar [How does one wear a bar?] wif purple stuff on it, [Stuff.] fishnet suckings [Leeches.] and a blak leather thong underneath. [No shit; no wait; you stuck your underwear OVER your clothes! -Shakes head.-]
I sat down one of da chairs dispersedly. [...Disappointingly..? Depressingly..?] So did Drako and Vampire.
"Are you okay?" Vampir asked potting his albastard [El bastardo!] hand on mine. He was wearing black nail polish. I was wearing blak nail polish with red crosses on it. [Why would a vampire wear crosses? Learn your history of Vampires.]
"Yah I guess." I said sadly. Drako also pot his hand on mine sexily. [How the tits do you do that?] I smiled sadly [Uuuuuuuuughhhhhh!!] with my blak lipstick. [-Shoots self in every body part known to man.] "The problem is............................I have to seduce Volxemort. Ill have 2 go bak in time"
Draco started to cry sadly. Vampire hugged him. [Gross and double fucking gross.]
"Itz okay Eboby." he said finally. "But what about me? Ur not gonna brake up or anyfing, are you?"
"Of coarse not!" I gasped.
"Really?" he asked.
"Sure." I said.
We frenched sexily. Vampire looked at us longingly. [-Dies-]
Then............ I took off Draco's MCR shrift and seductvely took of his pants. He was hung lik a stallone. [OH MY GOD. I CAN'T EVEN. THAT'S PROBABLY THE WORST AND BEST DESCRIPTION I'VE READ FROM THIS BITCH. He was hung like a stallion. Oh my fucking god.] He had replaced the Vampire tattoo that said Enoby on it. Black roses were around it. I gasped. He lookd exactly lik Gerard Way. [Why is Gerald Way such an obsession.] Vampire took a vido camera. (I had sed it wuz ok b4). [Oh my god. And I guess he went to the store all of a sudden, took a camera, and decided to come back.]
I took of my clothes den we were in 4 da rid of r lif. [That lasts only ten seconds; if that.]
We started freching as we climbed into the cofin. He put his spock in my you-know-what and passively we did it. [Why was Spock there? And why did he go into your vagina? You need a lesson in sex. Let me teach you right quick. Dick goes into pussy; thrust thrust thrust which lasts longer than ten seconds, cums, and smokes a cigarette. That is how you sex; or that's how this bitch sees it but it lasts only five seconds. Fucking rabbits.]
"I love you Eboby. Oh let me feel u I need 2 feel u." [Eugh...] he screamed as we got an orgasm. We watched Vampire filmed everything perfectly. Suddenly...............................
"WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING!" [Their fucking like rabbits.]
It was...............................Snope [Snope? Snoop Doggy Dog?] and Profesor McGoggle!111 [I've seen this misspelled throughout this entire hunk of shit. This is the correct spelling. Professor McGonagall.]
Chapter 29.
AN: sot das fok up!11 ur jus jelouz koz ur prepz so fok u!1111 [No we're jealous because we can write better fan-fictions than this trash; I hope now that you're in your early twenties that you look back at this and wonder what the fuck you were doing with your life.] raven u rok gurl fangz 4 da help MCR ROX 666!111111111111
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"Oh my satan!1" [The Devil isn't here right now. Please leave a message after the demonic beep. -Beeeeeeeeeep.-] we screamed as we jamped out of da coffin. Snap and Professor McGoonagle [What the fuck is this name?] started to shoot at us angrily. [With guns?]
"CUM NOW!1!" [Ew. No.] Preacher McGongel yielded. [Preacher? She's a preacher now? And why is she yielding? Is she a human car?] We did guiltily. [Adverbs. No. Stop. That isn't even a fucking word! It might be since it's not underlined but I've never seen that word in my life.] We left the room putting on our clothes. Snoop [Snape is a snoop.] garbed the caramel and put it in his pocket.
"Hey what the fuck!111" Vampire shooted angrily. [Sigh.]
"Yeah buster what the fuck are u going to do with the fucking camera?" Draco demonded all protective, looking at me Longley [Longly? The fuck?] with his gothic red eyes. "Look, Dumblehor [Dumblewhore? What?] noes your little secret and if u do dis again, then u will go to St Mango's. So give back da camera!1111"
Hahahaha the Mystery of Mogic [The Ministry of Magic is reverted to the Mystery of Moooooooooooooooooooogic.] -- [ It's ran by cows.] thinks he is crazy there is no way dey wil believe him. Snoop laughed meanly. [Snoop Doggy Dog times two?]
"Yes so shut your mputh you inlosent fools!" yelled Proffesor McGoggle. [This entire sentence is a cluster fuck.] She made us cum into a weird room [Poor assholes.] with white stones all around it. There were all these werid tools in it. Draco started to cry all sexy and sexitive (geddit koz hes a sexbom lol tom felnot rulez 4 lif but nut as muxh as gerard ur sex on legz I luv u u fokeng rok mary me!111). [Ew. Oh my fucking god you suck tit balls.]
I started to cry tearz of blood (it hapnz in vrampir kroniklz raven sed so ok so fok u!1). [Screw you and your Raven friend.] Vampire took out a black honkerchief and started to wipe my red eyes. [Excuse?]
And then.................... he and Snoop both took out guns using magic. [How and why?] They started to shoot each other angrily. Non of the ballots gut on eachodder yet. I took out my wand.
"Crosio!" [Curcio.] I shouted. Snap stated 2 scram he dropd da gun. But it was too late. Both of them had run out of ballets. I STOPPED DA CURSE. Profesor McGoogle [She is now Google?] did a spell so that we were all chained up. She took out a box of tools. Den she said "OK Serverus I'm going 2 go now." She left. Snap started to laugh evilly. Vampire started to cry.
"It's ok Enoby." said Draco. "Evergreen will be all right. Remember the cideo u took of Snake." [Cideo?]
Snape laughed again. And then...he took out some whips!1!1111 [Is this shit gonna get kinky? That's grotty.]
Chapter 30. [Help.]
AN: stop flaming da story ok u dnot no wutz even gona happen ok!1111 so FUL U!111 if u flam u wil be a prep so al flamerz kan kiss muh ass!111 [I don't think anyone wants to kiss your ass; who knows where that shit sat at. Pun intended.] soz 4 soz 4 sayin alzhimers is dongerous but datz da mysteries opinin koz sosiety basically sux. fangz 2 raven u rok bich!111 [Are you speaking of Alzheimer's..? And Dongerious..? Dangerous.. I do not think people speak dangerous with 'dong' in the front.]
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"No!11" we screamed sadly. Snap stated loafing meanly. [He turned into meatloaf.] He took out a kamera anvilly. Then........................ he came tords Darko!1! He took sum stones out of his poket. He put da stones around Draco and nit a candle. [How does one knit a candle?]
"What the fuck r u doing!" I shooted arngrily. Snoop laughed meanly. He polled down his pants. I gasped- there was a Dork Mark [Gasp! Are you speaking of Markiplier? He's not a dork. Well, he is but. Different Fandom.~] on his you-know-wut!11!
He waved his wand and a nife came. He gave da knife 2 me.
"U must stab Vrompire." he said to me. "If u don't then I'll rap Draco!1" [You wanna have a rap session with Draco. Drop the beat!]
"No you fucking bastrad!1" I yielded. [Stop yielding!]
But den Draco looked at me sadly with his evil goffik red eyes dat looked so depressant and sexy. [Sexy yet depressed. How does that work?] He lookd exactly like a pentragram (lol geddit koz im a satanist) [Get it? Because no one fucking gets it, Tara. No one understands you fucking mumbo jumbo sadistic, Gothic ways; you don't even do the way of the Goths right. I bet even the Gothic society is offended.] between Kurt Cobain and Gerard. [-Shakes head.-] But then I looked at Vampire and he looked so smexy too wif his goffik black hair. [Murder.] I thought of da time when we screwed and the time I did it with Draco and Dumblydore [Dumblydore decided to come back into the frame and cause some chaos. Some Chilled Chaos. Sorry. YouTube jokes aside.] came and the tame where Draco almost commited suicide and Vampire wuz so sportive. [Sigh.]
Snipe [Snape is now a sniper gunner.] laughed angrily. He started to prey to Volxemort. [Voldemort isn't a God of any sort.] He started to do an incapacitation [...Incantation..? Competition..? What the fuck?] dancing around the stokes whipping Draco and Vampire. Suddenly an idea I had. I clozd my eyes and using my vampire powers I sent a telepathetic massage to Drako and Vampire so they would destruct Snape. [I don't think vampires have the way of telepathic powers.]
"Dumbeldork [And now Dumbeldork shoves Dumblydore out of the way so he can have his time in the light.] will get u!" Draco shooted.
"Yah just wait ubtil da Mystery find out!11" Vampire yelled. Meanwhile I took out my wand.
"You ridiculus dondderhed!111" Snoop yielded. He took off all of Drico's clothes. [What the fuck!?] Just as he was about to rape him......................... [Rape isn't a joke, you fuck. Especially in this context. Since this book is the mere meaning of offensive behavior, stop.]
"Crosio!" I shited pointing my wound. [So... From this I guess you stuck your wand up yer ass and shit it out as you spat the Curcio spell? Well o-fucking-kay.] Snoop scremed and started running around da room screming. Meanwhile I grabed my blak mobile and sent a txt 2 Serious. I stopped doing crucio.
"You dunderhed!111 Im going to kill-" shooted Snape but suddenly Serverus came.
Snake put the whip behind his bak. "Oh hello Sev I wuz just teaching them sumthing." he lied. But suddenly Lusian and Profesor Trevolry came in2 da room and they and Serious unlocked the chains and put dem around Snap. Then Profesor Trevolry said 'Come on Ebony let's go." [This entire almost three lines of text disturbs me greatly.]
Chapter 31.
AN: I sed shut da fok up u quiephs!111 stop kalin ebony a mary su [I guess you don't understand the concept of a Mary Sue. A Mary Sue [Otherwise known as Mary Jane in the television world.] is what Ebony is; a Mary Sue in FanFiction terms is where you place either yourself, or a character of your creation that does not belong in that fandom. No matter if they have a name or not, it's still considered a Mary Sue.] ok u dnot even no wutz gong 2 happen ok so fuk u!1111 fangz 2 muh bff raven 4 di help!1111 [She hasn't done shit.]
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"I always knew u were on Voldemort's [Oh my fucking god. You spelt his name right! You want a cookie, lady?] side, you sun of a bitca (bufy rox!111)." [Oh for the love of all that is Holy.] Serious said 2 Snape.
"No I'm not I was teaching them somefing!1" Snap clamed. [Snape is now a clam.]
"Oh fucking yeah?" I took some blak Volremortserum [What the holy shit is this?] out of my poket and gave it to Serverus. He made Snap dirnk it. He did arngrily. Then Luscious took out a tape recorder and started playing it while he did curses on Snap. Then Proffesor Sinister and Lucian made us get out wif them while Snape told his secretes. Lucian took Vampure and Draco to the nurse after thanking me a millon times. Profesor Trevolry took me to a dark room. Now I wuz going to go back in time to sedouce Volxemort. Moving posters of MCR and Nrivana were all over. Hermoine, Darkness and Willow came too. B'loody Mary gave me a blak bag from Tom Rid's store. [I'm just gonna say, this entire paragraph on my Wattpad writer has a shit ton of red underlines; I'm not gonna speak of anything of this. This entire thing isn't wroth my rabbit jokes, puns, or bitching.]
"Whatz in da bag?" I asked Profesor Trevolry.
"U will c." [It's the letter D.] she said. I opened thee bag. In it was a sexy tite low-smut [Low-smut? If you want smut, talk to the smut queen. Right here. -Points to self; stupid smile.- Ugh.] black leather gothic dress. It had red korset stuff and there was a silt up da leg. I put it on. My frendz helped me put on blak fishnetz and blak pointy boots Willow had chosen. Willow and Darkness helped me put on black eyeliner and blod-red lipshtick. [More... Descriptions..!]
"You look fucking kawaii, bitch." B'loody Mary said. [Please stop saying Kawaii; someone such as yourself should have the audacity to even use my language.]
"Fangs." I said.
"Ok now you're going to go back in tim." said Proffesor Sinister. "U will have to do it in a few sessionz." She gave me a blak gun. I put it in a strap on my fishnetz like in Redisnet Evill. [...Please for the love of God, don't reference Resident Evil.. Or Alice. I like Resident Evil; please don't ruin it for me you little bitch.] Then she gave me a black time-tuner. "After an hour use da time torner to go back here." Proffesor Trevolry said. Then she and B'loody Mary put a Pensive in front of me. Every1 went in front of it.
"Good luk!1" Everryone shooted. Darkess and Willow gave me deth's touch sin. Then........... I jumped sexily in2 da Pensive. [HOW DO YOU JUMP SEXILY INTO ANYTHING?!]
Suddenly I was in fornt of teh School. In front of me wuz one of da sexiest goth guyz I had ever seen. He was wering long blak hair, kinda like Mikey Way only black. He had gren eyes like Billie Joe Amstrung and pale whit skin. He wuz wearing a blak ripped up suit wif Vans. It was.........................Tom Bombodil!1111 [................................... -Eye twitch.- ........ Baka..]
Chapter 32.
AN: I sed stup fflaming I no his nam iznt tom bodil [Bodil? The Bulgarian MineCrafter? Why must you do this?] dat wuz a mistak!1111 if u dnot lik de story den u kan go skrew urself!11111 U SUK!111111 [No, sweetie, you're the one who sucks. You suck eggs.]
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"Hi." I said flirtily. [Stop.] "Im Enoby Way da new student." I shok my pale handz wif their blak noil polish wif him.
"Da name's Tom." [Riddle?] he said. "But u kan call me Satan. [WHAT?!] Datz ma middle nam" [HIGH PITCHED WHAT?!?]
We shok hands. "Well come on we have 2 go upstairs." Satan said. I followed him. "Hey Satan........do u happen to be a fan of Gren Day?" [...Oh.. My... Fucking... Gawd!] (sinz mcr and evinezenz dont exist yet den) I asked. [Who the fuck cares..!? I wished this fanfic would have been copyrighted back in the day.]
"Oh my fuking god, how did u know?" Satan gasped. "actually I like gc a lot too."(geddit coz gc did that song I just wanna live that's ounded really 80s) [Waahhhh..! I'm fucking dying over here..!]
"omg me too!" I replied happily.
"guess what they have a concert in hogsment." satan whispered.
"hogsment?" [I'd question what a Hogsment is too.] I asked.
"yeah that's what they used to call it in these time before it became Hogsmeade in 2000." he told me all sekrtivly. "and theres a really cool shop called Hot-"
'topic!" I finshed, happy again. [Fuck this book. Fuck this bull.]
He froned confusedly. "noo its called Hot Ishoo." [....? Really? Ew? Sounds like Hot Igloo.] He smiled skrtvli again. "then in 1998 dey changd it to hot topic." he moaned. [Moaned? Is he turned on by talking about the non-existent Hot Topic?]
"ohh." now everything was making sense for me. "so is dumblydor your princepill?" [Oh.. my. Dumblydore is a prince that got turned into a pill! Don't swallow him!] I shouted.
"uh-huh." he looked at his black nails. "im in slitherin'"
"OMfG SHME TOO!" I SHRIEDKED. [Ew.]
"u go to this skull?"(geddit cos im goffik) [Get it 'cause you're a horrible person.] he asked.
"yah that's why im here im NEW." I SMELLED HAPPili. [Really..? You don't know how to spell happily?]
Suddenly dumblydore flew in on his broomstuck and started shredding at us angrily. "NO TALKING IN THE HALLS!" he had short blonde hair and was wearing a polo shirt from Amrikan ogle outfters. "STUPID GOFFS!" [I give up. This paragraph has nothing bull utter bullshit in it. My brain has now exploded. Oh look, it's now on the floor running away from this book. Take me with you!]
satan rolled his eyes. "his so mean to us goffs and punks just becose we're in slytherine and we're not preps."
I turned around angrily. "actually I fink mebe its becos ur da barke lord."
"wtf?" he asked angrily.
"oh nuffin." I said sweetly.
then suddenlyn................... the floor opened. "OMFG NO I SCEAMED AS I FEEL DOWN. everyone looked At ME weirdly."
"hey where r u goin?" satan asked as I fell.
I got out of the hole n it was bak in the pensive in professor trevolry's classroom. dumblydum [God damnit.] wuz dere. "dumblydore [Stop with the name changes!] I think I just met u." I said.
"oh yeah I rememba that." dumblydor [What did I just say?] said, trying to be all goffik.
sinister came in. "hey dis is my classroom wait wtf enoby what da hell r u doing?"
:"um." I looked at her.
"oh yeaH I forgot bout that."
"wth how?" I screamed forgetting she was a teacher for a second. but shes a goff so its ok.
professor sinster looked sad. "um I was drinking voldemortserum." [Again, what the fuck is this.] she started to cry black tears of depression. [And now people cry the color black. It's as dark and as deep as my soul. It's so deep. So dark. So stupid.] dumblydum [Shit.] didn't know about them.
"hey r u crying tears of blood?" he asked curiously, tuching a tear.
"fuck off!" we both said and dumblydum took his hand away.
professor sinster started crying again in her chair, sobbing limpid tears. [What the fuck does limpid even mean? I've never heard that word before in my life spoken in any context of words or writen this way.] "omfg enoby...I think im addicted to Voldemortserum." [No.]
AN: SEE U FOKKING PREPZ GO FOK URSELXXZ DATZ SERUS ISSUZ 2O GO 2 HELL!1111112 [You go to hell. Oh wait, you've already been there. Is it as deep and dark as your supposedly dark and danky soul? Probably not. They probably kicked you out because of your horrifically horrid grammar.]
Chapter 33.
AN: I sed shut up itz nut my folt ok if u don't lik da story den ur a prep so fuk u flamerz!1111 ps im nut updating ubtil u giv me fiv god reviewz nd diz tim I men it!111111 [I guess you got them reviews. I still have to do ten more chapters of this shit.] U SUK!1111 fangz raven 4 di help il promiz to help u wif ur story lolz1 [No!]
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"Oh my fuking god!1" I shooted sadly. "Shud we get u 2 St Manga's, [If there was a place called St. Manga's, I'd be there.] bitch?"
"Hel no!" she said. "Lizzen Egogy, [Ego? Egoraptor? Why.] I need ur help. Nex tim u go bak in tim, do u fink u kod ask Tom Andorson 4 sum help?"
"Sure I said sadly. I went outside the door. Draco was there!111 He wuz wearing a big blak GC tshit which wuz his panamas.
"Hey Sexxy." I said. [Please don't add an extra X in sexy.]
"How'd it go Enoby?" he asked in his voice was so sexy and low kinda like Gerard Way when hes talking. [-Dies of horrible bull.]
"Fine." I reponded. We stared 2 go bak in2 da dorm.
"How far did u go wif Satan?" Drako asked jealously.
"Not 2 far, lol." I borked. [Borked? Wat? At least they didn't go into rabbit form.]
"Will you hav to do it with him?" Draco asked angstily.
"I hop not 2 far!111" I shouted angrily. Den I felt bad 4 shooting at him. I said sorry. We frenched. [Rabbits!]
"What happened 2 Snipe?" [He got sniped!] I growled.
"U will see." Draco giggled mistressly. [...Mischeviously..?] He opened a door...............Snap nd Lumpkin [The pumpkin.] werz there!11 Serious waz pokering dem by staging dem wif a blak nife.
"NOOOO PLZ!1111" Lumpkin bagged as Serious started 2 suk his blood. I laffed statistically. [Sadistically.] I tok some photons of him and Snap bing torqued. (ok I no dis iz men but fink abot it ppl dey r pedoz nd Snap trid 2 rap dem and neway sadiztz rok haz any1 seen shrak atak 3 lolz). [What the fuck did all that say? Please repeat that in normal, human launague.] We took sum of Snipe's blod den Drako and I went bak 2 our roomz. We sat on my goffik blak coffin. My cloves were kinda drity so I pot on a blak leather outfit fingie [Fingie? Laughing.] kinda like da 1 Suelene haz in Undreworld. [Please don't reference Selene or Underworld either; you already did it with Alice and Resident Evil. No. Stop.] (if u haven't herd of it den FUK U!111) . [Fuck you too, dip-shit.] I put on some blak platform high heelz. Darko put on 'desolition liverz' by MCR. Den.................................................we storted 2 take of eachotherz clozez. I tok of his shit nd he had a six-pak, lolz. [His asshole produces shit that has a six pack. That shit will become famous and be on magazines everywhere!] We started 2 mak out lik in Da Grudge. [The fuck?] He pot his wetnes in my u-know-what sexily. [Ew? He put his wetness [Which he probably was already on the verge of cumming,] in my you-know-what sexily. That is some ol' bullshit.] I gut an orgy. [So, you had more than Draco in your room to have an orgy?]
"Oh Draco!111111!1 Oh mi fuking gud Draco!1111" [Oh, Draco! Fuck me like a rabbit, Draco!] I screemed passively as he got an eructation. [...He got an errection as he fucked you..? I thought men are supposed to be hard and have an errection not soft and fucking. You must not be able to get it up then for 'em!]
"I luv u TaEbory." he whispred sexily and den we fel aspleep lol. [TeEbory? I'm dead; I shall continue the final chapters tomorrow. I hope you guys are enjoying someone who has very heavy pet peeves as this fanfic and can actually write gramaically right [Even though I don't see my mistakes until I re-read later.] suffer from this. You're welcome.]