My Immortal || The Worst FanFiction of History || [With Commentary.]

[Chapter Twelve Through Twenty-Two] || With Written Commentary ||

This part is the last of this website page until I go to the next one [23 - 44 [Oh god.] ] So why not just add it all in one shot then continue tomorrow? xD?

Viewer Excretion [Ew; did that on purpose.] Advised. This is also going to be very long. xD. I hope you guys like this for the ones who remember this fanfic. xD. I sure do. Sigh.

Before I even start this shit has 5,964 words. Oh god. xD. Wish me luck. ;~;

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Chapter 12. [I still don't understand why this book is still going. But okay.]

AN: stop f,aing ok hargrid is a pedo 2 a lot of ppl in amerikan skoolz r lik dat I wunted 2 adres da ishu! how du u no snap iant kristian plus hargrid isn't really in luv wif ebony dat was sedric ok! [Okay. Wait a second. Hagrid isn't a pedophile in 'Amerikan skoolz.' the fuck are you going on about. You're weird. This is weird. Why am I still doing this. Hands cramping. -Dies-]

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I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that Drago [Drago? Is he part dragon now?] had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together. [What.]

"NO!" I THOUGHT IT WAS HAIRgrid [NICE WAY TO KEEP CAPS LOck on and take it off when hair and grid are in separate cases. Hah.] but it was Vampire. He started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" [What scar. The scar on his ass?] and then..... his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites. [Ew..]

I stopped. "How did u know?" [Who knows.]

"I saw it! And my scar turned back into the lightning bolt!" [A-dun dun dun!]

"NO!" I ran up closer. "I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" I shouted. [I lied to you! Aha!]

"I do but Diabolo [Diabolo? What? The fuck is this?] changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation." [Cool story, bro.] he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco................Volfemort has him bondage!" [Several things are wrong here! Hah. One. Volfemort. -giggle- And why is there bondage. Is this shit gonna get kinky up in this bitch?]

Anyway I was in the school nurse's office now recovering from my slit wrists. Snap and Loopin and HAHRID [-Chokes- Hahrid. Haha.] were there too. They were going to St. Mango's after they recovered cause they were pedofiles [I guess files can be pedo too.] and you can't have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz. Dumbledore had constipated [Haha!] the cideo camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them. [You're constipated; screw you!]

Anyway Hargrid came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses. [Cheesy bastard.]

"Enoby I need to tell u somethnig." he said in a v. serious voice, giving me the roses. [V. serious. S. Serious. Serious Black.]

"Fuck off." I told him. "You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, and I don't like fucked up preps like you." I snapped. Hargrid had been mean to me before for being gottik. [Gottik? I thought it was Goffic. Make up yer mind!]

"No Enoby." Hargrid says. "Those are not roses." [Their cameras set up so I can watch you do the do.]

"What, are they goffs too you poser prep?" [Goffs? Golf.] I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me pink roses.