Mark pulls me up off the floor and he can't stop grinning at me and I just feel like I'm about to cry.
"I'm sorry for being perverted..." I mumble.
"It's okay. I know I'm THAT irresistible..." He kisses my cheek and I look to my right to see both Wade and Nellie raising eyebrows at me.
"Reading erotic fanfictions about Mark again?" She asks and my silence answers her question. She just shakes her head and laughs at my embarrassment.
"We're just about ready, grab chairs and shit." Mark explains and I see Wade and Nellie have grabbed the stools so I just grab a couple of bean bags. Mark, Wade and Bob sit in the front row and I see Nellie has taken a seat in the back row, I place the bean bags on top of each other to make a small tower and I hop onto it. It's unsteady at first but I manage to get my balance.
"What are we doing?" Wade asks intrigued, I look at the screen to see karaoke party has been set up. My jaw almost drops to the floor and I feel like rolling off the bean bags and continuing rolling down the stairs until I become unconscious. Wai Mark? Wai you do dis toooo meh????
Everyone seems to agree and I just slump into the bean bag chair and hide behind the middle of Wade and Mark's chair.
Mark clicks a few times then counts down from 3.
"Hello everybody, Markiplier here and today I have a few guests as you can see." Wade, Bob and Nellie all wave but I seem to get consumed a little by the bean bags so I just stay put.
"Wade..."
"Hey guys!" Wade smiled all goofy.
"Bob..."
"Hello," Bob waved again and smiled.
"Nellie, who is a new friend of mine..."
Nellie waved and I look into the camera to see the little flipped over part where you could see everyone. I squinted to see it could clearly see everyone, including me. I just sat there trying not to stare at the camera all the time.
"Hello people!" Nellie smiled a big smile and I couldn't help but produce a small smile at her enthusiasm.
"Last, but not least we have Hannah who you guys have seen before." Mark points to me. I wave at the camera but I'm too scared to say anything.
"Today we are all going to do battles against each other and in teams." Mark explained the rules of the game. "Every one will eventually team up with everyone and the 3 that sit out with have score cards to rate the performance."
"How about we let the two newbies go first." Bob laughs and me and Nellie swap seats with Bob and Wade. I scroll through the songs and me and Nellie both decide to sing 'A thousand years.' We have separate mics and scores so we could battle each other.
The intro begins to play and I cough a few times to prepare myself. I then try to ignore everyone else in the room as I begin to sing along to the words and notes.
Heart beats fast
Colors and promises
How to be brave?
How can I love when I'm afraid to fall?
But watching you stand alone,
All of my doubt suddenly goes away somehow.
One step closer
I have died every day waiting for you
Darling, don't be afraid I have loved you
For a thousand years
I'll love you for a thousand more
Time stands still
Beauty in all she is
I will be brave
I will not let anything take away
What's standing in front of me
Every breath
Every hour has come to this
One step closer
I have died every day waiting for you
Darling, don't be afraid I have loved you
For a thousand years
I'll love you for a thousand more
And all along I believed I would find you
Time has brought your heart to me
I have loved you for a thousand years
I'll love you for a thousand more
One step closer
One step closer
I have died every day waiting for you
Darling don't be afraid I have loved you
For a thousand years
I'll love you for a thousand more
And all along I believed I would find you
Time has brought your heart to me
I have loved you for a thousand years
I'll love you for a thousand more...
The song ends and I look to my my right to see Nellie smiling widely at me as our scores load up. I get Lead singer but Nellie only gets Wannabe. We both take our headphones off at the same time.
"Close one." She jokes and we begin to laugh. I know everyone is waiting for us to look at them and I can tell Nellie knows too. I quickly spin around and attempt to avoid everyone's gazes as I sit back next to Mark with my head hung a little.
"You're amazing." Mark whispers into my ear and I can't help but giggle and blush.
"Me and Mark!" Wade shouts like an excited 4 year old. They then both stand up and put on their headphones, they both scroll through and choose 'I'm sexy and I know it.' Oh my Jesus...
They both limber up as Mark pumps his muscles and Wade does a few lunges. I drag a hand down my face as I await the 'amazing' performance.
{The whole chapter won't just be lyrics.... Just saying}
The intro begins and they cough a few times.
"When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he fly
I pimp to the beat,
Walking on the street with in my new lafreak, yeah
This is how I roll, animal print, pants out control,
It's redfoo with the big Afro
It's like Bruce Lee rock at the club
They have both began to act stupidly and Mark has put on a deep voice while Wade just speaks the words instead of sings them. I look at Bob and Nellie and they both look at me with confused faces.
Girl look at that body
*Mark strokes hair*
Girl look at that body
*Mark strokes hips*
Girl look at that body
*Mark strokes butt*
I work out *Both Mark and Wade flex*
Girl look at that body
*Wade pulls a silly face*
Girl look at that body
*Wade dances on the spot*
Girl look at that body
*Wade poses like a model*
I work out *Both Mark and Wade flex*
When I walk in the spot, this is what I see
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants
And I ain't afraid to show it (show it, show it, show it)
*They both begin to gyrate*
I'm sexy and I know it
I'm sexy and I know it
When I'm at the mall, security just can't fight 'em off
When I'm at the beach, I'm in a speedo trying to tan my cheeks
*Both Mark and Wade slap their butts*
This is how I roll, come on ladies it's time to go
We headed to the bar, baby don't be nervous
No shoes, no shirt, and I still get serviced
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
I work out *Both Mark and Wade flex*
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
I work out *Both Mark and Wade flex*
When I walk in the spot, this is what I see
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants
And I ain't afraid to show it (show it, show it, show it)
*They then begin to gyrate at each other*
"HERE COME THE FANFICTIONS!" Bob shouts.
I'm sexy and I know it
I'm sexy and I know it
Check it out, check it out
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah
*Both shake booty*
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah
*Both shake booty*
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah
*Both shake booty*
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah
Do the wiggle man
Do the wiggle man
I'm sexy and I know it
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
I work out
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body, I work out
I'm sexy and I know it"
Mark finishes by taking his T-shirt off and screaming while wade throws his headphones and begins to run his silly run. I watch as my headphones almost fall off the edge and I feel myself relax as they balance out.
"How was that?" Mark asks as he sits back down next to me.
"I'm not sure if I can beat that!" I say sarcastically as I pretend to wipe fake sweat off of my forehead.
I don't even care about scores anymore, this is just fun.