Jude's pov
"And um, I kind of actually got you the iPhone 6s.." Connor said
"No you didn't." I chuckled
"I swear I did." Connor said and handed me a brand new iPhone 6s.
"HOLY SHIT CONNOR WHAT THE HELL?!" I yelled.
"What, you don't like it?" Connor smirked.
"Of course I love it, you idiot!" I smiled
"Wait.." I said realizing what he was doing.
"No. I don't want it." I said.
"What? Why not?" He asked confused.
"I'm not an item at a store, and you cannot buy me. You cannot use me as a 'stress reliever', then bluntly pretend like you didn't right in front of your girlfriend that you 'love oh, so dearly!', then buy me something I really wanted, just so I could forgive you."
Connor's pov
"C'mon Jude." I said
"No Connor, I bet you didn't even tell Daria, now did you?" He asked.
"No, but–"
"But nothing, you know what, I'm leaving." He said.
"Oh no you don't." I said pulling him into my lap.
"Connor let me go." He said.
"You almost left your iPhone 6s, honey." I said.
"I hate you." He said
"You love me" I said and bit his neck softly.
"You can go now, be ready by 7, honey." I winked at him.
"You're such a pig." He said.
"Don't you like hot dogs?" I asked.
"You know what fuck you." He said.
"Aww, honey, I've already done that. Would you like me to do it again?"
"Ew I hate you so fucking much!! And never ever call me honey again!" He said sternly.
"But babe, you love it when I called you honey, don't you?" I asked.
"Goodbye Connor." He said.
"Rest up for our date honey." I said.
"It's not a date, douchebag." He replied.
"Whatever you say babe." I said back.
"Ugh, you disgust me." He said
"That's not what you were saying when I was–"
"OKAY, IM LEAVING NOW." He cut me off.
"See you at 7:30, honey."
He gave me the middle finger, then left
Jude's pov
"Ugh, Taylor, he's such a jerk, he kept calling me 'babe', and 'honey', when he clearly has a girlfriend!!" I exclaimed.
"And you like it." She said simply.
"No." I lied.
"Jude." She said sternly.
"Okay, but that's besides the point. And he had the audacity to sit me in his lap, what a fucking swine." I rolled my eyes.
"Jude." Taylor said again.
"Yes?" I asked.
"You also like the way his arms felt wrapped around your waist when he did that, didn't you?" She asked.
"Umm, yes." I said. She rolled her eyes.
"Jude, why the hell are you complaining about the shit he does, if you love it?!" She asked irritated.
"Because it's wrong." I said.
"Well, if it's so wrong, then why are you allowing him to do it?" She asked. "Anyway, I've got to go. I've got a date." She said.
"WHAT?!" I said surprised as hell.
"I thought–"
"Yeah, well, I did too, but I guess not." She defended herself.
I raised my eyebrow at her.
"He's cute, and makes me feel special." She explained.
"So what are you?" I asked.
"A human, named Taylor." She said then left.
The clock read 6:30 and I realized I had to get ready for Connor and I's date– I mean get together.