WARNING: RANT ABOUT SCHOOL AHEAD
Okay, I am assuming all of you guys are back to school? well not me! I live in new York so naturally I go back later than most, but I go to a private school for my religion so they have the choice of starting even LATER than New York schools. And you know what? they had the choice to start before labor day and instead they made a CAMP (for what like $100 a day? alright you already are a private school costing a lot of money. you don't need anymore. ) Instead of starting school! And the elementary starts before us all because the middle and high school have to do an orientation for the 6th and 9th grades. Oh yeah, I forgot one thing IT'S MY SCHOOL'S 50TH BIRTHDAY SO FIRST DAY NO CLASSES!!!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW BOARD I AM????? I AM JUST BEGGING TO GO TO SCHOOL RIGHT NOW. I DONT NEED THIS HAPPENING TO ME!!! yes I am one of those people who like school. it's where I see my friends and fight boredom away.
So enough about me and my horrible, terrible school, on with the show!
Cinder has posted a message on Thorne's wall
Cinder: I am going to give you a test, and if you fail, I get to put you back in school and EVERYONE HERE IS GOING TO TAKE THIS TEST because, well, we can all admit we are very bored. Plus I think Thorne didn't finish middle school
Comments:
Thorne: THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!!! I DIDNT FINISH ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. and I barely didn't finish middle and high school
Iko: do I have to take the test? (please no, please no)
Cinder: unless you don't want your new android friend James.
(CONGRATS @Lunar _Squid YOU WON! MORE INFO AT BOTTOM)
Iko: GIVE ME THE TEST HERE AND NOW
Cinder: you only get him if you pass
Iko: HAND ME THE TEXTBOOK THORNE
Thorne: NO! I CANT GO BACK TO SCHOOL I CANT! HERE I CANT USE A CHEAT SHEET!!!!
Iko: I SAID HAND ME THE TEXTBOOK!!!!!!!
Thorne: okay *whimpering in corner as Iko scans the textbook like a mad woman* help me
Iko: off to study!
Iko has logged off.
Thorne: the devil is gone
Cinder: and yet im still here
Thorne: run away!!!
Thorne has logged off.
Cinder has set up a private chat with Thorne:
Cinder: TEST TIME!!!!!!!!!! 20 points total, you need a grade of 90 or higher to pass
Comments:
Thorne: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cinder: 1) what is your name? (2 points)
Thorne: Thorn the amazing
Cinder: okay 1. you left out an e in your name. which is surprising considering you can cheat by reading it;
2.i doubt that is what it says on your birth certificate.
Thorne: who cares?
Cinder: MOVING ON. 2) 9+10=? (5points)
Thorne: 21
Cinder: Thorne that's not funny 3) 9x10=?? (7 points)
Thorne: YES IT IS!!!!! oh yeah and 91
Cinder: I GIVE UP! YOU ARE TO STUPID TO EVEN PASS THIS TEST!!!! YOU GO BACK TO PRESCHOOL!!!
Cinder: Iko get off my account. but you are right
Iko: sorry thorne
This chat has been deleted.
Cinder has posted a message on Thorne's wall:
Cinder: Thorne, If I were nicer I would "with a heavy heart, I am sorry to say, you are the only one who failed." but I'm not so thorne, you fail the easiest test in the world. BACK TO KINDERGARTEN!
Comments:
Thorne: should I be worried?
Cinder: -_- intense kindergarten
Thorne: NOT THE SLAMMER!!!! YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!!! NEVER!!!
Thorne has logged off.
Cinder: ALRIGHTY! everybody is a teacher.
kai: math; wolf: gym; Scarlet: language arts; Iko: science; Cress: computers; me: detention
feel free to give out detention when ever you want (:
James has joined Facebook
James has left a message on Iko's wall:
James: hi, um, woould you like to um, sory, im stil developing my vocasb
Comments:
Iko: hi, sure I'd love to go on a date with you, but one question, whats with your spelling?
James: my fingeres jkeep sliopping on the kjey-board
Iko: oh, nerves haven't stabilized yet? alright just hook yourself up to the computer and think what you want to write
James: THX
Iko: think like your talking to a normal person, in a normal tone of voice
James: HOW CAN I DO SO IF I HAVE NEVER TALKEN TO A REAL PERSON/ANDROID IN A NORMAL VOICE OF ANY QUATITY?
Iko: wow. deep. I'll be over to your quarters in a minute. stay cute
Iko: forget that last part
Iko has logged off
James has logged off
Okay!!! the winner is Lunar_squid so please send me a message on which chapters you want dedicated to you and the runner up is.... Feet4Foot!!!! you must message me too, but if one of the chapters are the same to Lunar_Squid im sorry but ill ask you to pick another good night!