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By ZaynKissedMyUsername

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This is a Note
If I had a brick
He's for me
I did not kill him
What do you wanna be when you grow up?
I am a Dog
My Boyfriend
Some people
Yo mama
Yo mama
1D preschool
Let's make some money!!!!
He's been in the bathroom all this time?!?!
I like the way you think
Post to be
I made that video
My Little Pony
Obama self
This is reality
How to write asses
You're fat
I look like....
A Special Thanks to Let_Us_Dream
Another Note
Sorry there was a typ-o
Special thanks to Let_Us_Dream
Special thanks to Let_Us_Dream
Frankenstein
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Was like
A,B,C
A,B,C #2
CHRISTMAS IS CANCLED!!!!
I'M SORRY!!!!
XOXO
I'm in love with a stripper
Talking to Grandma
When I die
It was Tense
LET'S BE STRIPPERS!!!
Lets take a moment
"I PULLED MY HAND BACK AND SLAPPED THE HOE"
That's the point
NICKI MINAJ
GOT IDEA FROM RYAN MINAJ
HARRY STYLES AS A DAD
Burn
That 70's Show #1
That 70's Show #2
That 70's Show #3
That 70's Show #4
That 70's Show #5
Pokemon pick up lines
What I have to deal with all day #1
Teachers
Draco
That 70's Show #6
I Ne
Comebacks To Hashtags
Drag Me Down
Ryan Minaj #1
If We Said What We're thinking
If we...
I don't hate you...

Harry Smut

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By ZaynKissedMyUsername

While PMing a friend:

Me: I'm kinda happy Harry deleted his accunt tho...

Her: Why?

Me: Becuz I've kinda been reading Harry smut ever since

Her: HAJA

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