I walked out of No Pain No Gain and went to look for some grub behind the Dumpster. There, I found a cupcake sobbing in the corner.
"Are you ok Mrs.Cupcake?" I asked sincerely
"IM A MAN! SHUTUP AND GET LOST BEFORE I SMACK YOU!" He said pulling out his plastic spoon.
" I'm not afraid! I just wanted to know why you were weeping like a wittle girly!" I mocked him
The cupcake man turned back around and started sniveling. "OK MAN YOU CAUGHT ME! Im really a female.
I stared in horror as she took the sppon and shoved it down her wrapper. As she did this she screamed "GOOD BYE WORLD!"
"Wait!" I yelled "I need directions!!!"
The cupcake stopped dying and turned around "Oh, well why didn't ya SAY so!"
'Do you know where these people live?" I stuck my perfect hand into my perfect pocket and retrieved a picture of the Baker and his dictator wife Betty Crocker
The cupcake screamed in TERROR "THOSE 2 MONSTERS MURDERED MY PARENTS!"
"SO YOU KNOW THEM?" I implied
"Yes, they live miles, and miles away" she answered in a steamy voice "You see that sign over there?"
I turned and saw a board that said, Betty Crockers nummy bakery! (I am not a dictator)
My jaw dropped in guffaw. "But that's right acroos the street!"
"Not when you have tiny legs like mine!"
she wiggled her tiny feet, and as I turned to leave I glimpsed her shimming her spoon back into her wrapper
I shrugged casually, and continued walking towards my destiny...again