Once i escaped, i noticed the cieling was brightly dark, and darkly bright. I looked around to see if brethren were still intact. One was bleeding chocolate goo. I laughed at him, and instantly recoiled in horror. WHAT HAPPENED TO ME? looked down at myself to see what was wrong, and i saw boogies where they dont belong. My chocolate chips were out of place and my throat burned from screaming about my awful body.
I remember laying there ours, until i got moldy and gross. Finally, a pair of hairy hands(the same ones that lingered on my chocolate chips) came down from the heavens, and picked up our tray! He brought us over to a table full of ready to ship cookie boxes Betty Crockers name was written all over it. His wife's a dictator! He picked me up and sniffed me. He was about to take a nibble, but then his wife came and slapped him again, and I fell into the box. The last thing i remember is my bretheren falling into the box with me, and then i was taped shut forever. Or was i?