The avengers chat!

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So this is what happens when The Avengers ( and other people :3 ) chat with eachother. Please comment what yo... More

Oh I knew this was a bad idea.
Clint and Natasha. Together.
I don't kill people, that is my least favorite thing to do.
Drunk science?
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD.
Whats up reindeer?
congratulations, you are smarter than a fifth grader.
This seemed like a better idea about ten seconds ago
Blame Robin Hood too!
Poker Night (Part One)
Poker Night (Part Two)
Hangover
KIRSMARCH
Santa Claus is a huldra
IT'S GOING TO BE LEGENDARY
Wrong pole...
#Bigtrouble

THE HUMAN WAS BORN NAKED

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[The Avengers logged on]

Tony: im bored.

Bruce: we have been here for so long..and no one is trying to take over the world..

Natasha: i wanna kill someone...

Tony: what are we even doing here? WE SAVED THE WORLD.

Steve: we should be somewhere amazing

Clint: budapest (;

Natasha: ohh you wish, Mr. Barton ^^

Tony: i have to interrupt that epic clintasha moment to say that i wanna go to a water park

Thor: WHAT IS THAT?

Bruce: its..uhm..do you know what a water ride is?

Thor: CAN YOU RIDE WATER? LIKE A HORSE?

Bruce: no..not like that..

Steve: aww this will be the best day ever :D

Natasha: i dont have a bikini or anything

Clint: THE HUMAN WAS BORN NAKED, WE DONT NEED CLOTHES

Tony: i bet we could buy some there, i dont wanna see clint's arrow :s

Bruce: lets just go before fury sends us on another coffe run-.-

*The Avengers assemble and goes to a water park and gets some swimwear*

Tony: take these, its small waterproof ultrasuper amazing cells so we can keep chatting

Steve: these shorts are so small..and my chest is showing

Tony: this is not the stone age, we need to show our abs 

Clint: the girls will all go wild for our sexiness

Bruce: why is thor and natasha so slooow, i wanna jump in

*Thor and Natasha walks out*

Thor: I AM READY FOR THIS SO CALLED WATER PARK

Clint: natasha...why?..

Tony: thats so mean...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bruce: uhm Thor..lets just go back and buy a pair of shorts for you.

Thor: WHY CANT I HAVE THIS BIKINI? I LIKE THE COLOR!

Bruce: long story...just follow me and ill help you...

[Bruce logged off]

[Thor logged off]

Natasha: if i cant kill anyone i have to do other things..

Tony: well...you killed his manhood...

Clint: where is steve?

Tony: damn. we lost him.

Natasha: we have a problem..steve cant swim

Clint: whaaat?

Tony: are. you. serious.?

Clint: HE IS A DAMN SOLDIER AND HE CANT SWIM

Natasha: they didnt teach people to swim when he was a soldier...

Tony: why didnt anyone say something?!

Natasha: just relax, well find him befo-

Steve: HOLY SHIT. THIS RIDE IS AWESOME

Tony: where are you?!

Steve: OH NO. OH NO. ITS OVER. IM LANDING IN THE WATER.

Natasha: wait, is that you steve..? you do realise youre in the kids pool.

Steve: hihihi this water is warm (:

Tony: thats cause the kids pee in it.

Steve: .....

Please comment what you think, the waterpark visit will continue in the next episode (;

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